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fandom_wank's thoughts on yaoi, movie wank, pixar, reviews, someone is wrong on the internet!, stop sharing your thoughts, writers are often pompous douches

Wank machine keeps on rollin'
1. Pixar makes incredible, mind-blowing third movie in Toy Story series.
2. Rotten Tomatoes logs over 130 reviews - all positive.
3. Toy Story 3 gets it's first (so far, only) bad reviews.
4. Internet explodes. (Also here.)

The wank seems to be focused on Armond White's review, as he is known for seemingly giving any review that goes against the general consenus. (He inexplicably seems in favour of Transformers 2, for instance.) He also doesn't appear to have actually watched the movie (identifying Hamm as a villain.) His negative review was actually predicted by a number of commenters in this earlier article, asking readers to predict where Toy Story 3 would end up on the Tomatometer rating.

It's all very dramatic, with wank in every corner. But of course, the most important Toy Story-related argument is and always will always be: Buzz/Jessie or Woody/Jessie?*

*Anyone's who's seen the movie will know the right answer to this.

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demonoflight
2010-06-20 10:36 am UTC (link)

I really liked the first Shrek sequel (I could watch this stupid movie again and again and never get tired), and I could stomach the second only because Artie pushed my squee buttons for some reason (I don't even like Justin Timberlake, what the hell). The one that just got released... yeah, I'm not sure I'm going to see that in theaters, if at all. My only excuse for seeing it was Artie but he appears to be sorely lacking in that movie, so.

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	cyndra_falin 2010-06-20 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	(I don't even like Justin Timberlake, what the hell) That's why I didn't see the third movie. I did like the last one, though. I thought it was a nice wrap up. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mochibuni 2010-06-21 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Don't bother for the last one. It just...I love the first Shrek movie to pieces, it's one of my all time favorite movies. I'm determined to pretend the other movies don't exist. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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