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Wank machine keeps on rollin'
1. Pixar makes incredible, mind-blowing third movie in Toy Story series.
2. Rotten Tomatoes logs over 130 reviews - all positive.
3. Toy Story 3 gets it's first (so far, only) bad reviews.
4. Internet explodes. (Also here.)

The wank seems to be focused on Armond White's review, as he is known for seemingly giving any review that goes against the general consenus. (He inexplicably seems in favour of Transformers 2, for instance.) He also doesn't appear to have actually watched the movie (identifying Hamm as a villain.) His negative review was actually predicted by a number of commenters in this earlier article, asking readers to predict where Toy Story 3 would end up on the Tomatometer rating.

It's all very dramatic, with wank in every corner. But of course, the most important Toy Story-related argument is and always will always be: Buzz/Jessie or Woody/Jessie?*

*Anyone's who's seen the movie will know the right answer to this.

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	rose_tyler 2010-06-20 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	Also, Brave. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2010-06-20 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	How much do you want to bet that this movie gets rated the lowest of any Pixar film? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rose_tyler 2010-06-20 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Do you mean box office wise? I certainly hope not. That would make me sad. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2010-06-21 03:11 am UTC (link)
	I meant critical reviews, actually. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rose_tyler 2010-06-21 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Ah well, I doubt that then. I think it will probably be pretty well received. But are you meaning to imply that Pixar will put less work into creating a quality product, thus it actually being a lesser film? Or do you mean that critics will be oddly harsh on it? If it's the former, I could not disagree more. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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