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fandom_wank's thoughts on yaoi, movie wank, pixar, reviews, someone is wrong on the internet!, stop sharing your thoughts, writers are often pompous douches

Wank machine keeps on rollin'
1. Pixar makes incredible, mind-blowing third movie in Toy Story series.
2. Rotten Tomatoes logs over 130 reviews - all positive.
3. Toy Story 3 gets it's first (so far, only) bad reviews.
4. Internet explodes. (Also here.)

The wank seems to be focused on Armond White's review, as he is known for seemingly giving any review that goes against the general consenus. (He inexplicably seems in favour of Transformers 2, for instance.) He also doesn't appear to have actually watched the movie (identifying Hamm as a villain.) His negative review was actually predicted by a number of commenters in this earlier article, asking readers to predict where Toy Story 3 would end up on the Tomatometer rating.

It's all very dramatic, with wank in every corner. But of course, the most important Toy Story-related argument is and always will always be: Buzz/Jessie or Woody/Jessie?*

*Anyone's who's seen the movie will know the right answer to this.

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	sylvacoer 2010-06-20 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Hellz, yah - Maleficent? Can call on the powers of HELL. And turn into A FREAKING DRAGON. I screamed in terror when that happened.* *I was also 6 at the time... ^^; (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	emily_goddess 2010-06-21 12:12 am UTC (link)
	There are parts of The Neverending Story that I couldn't watch when I was little because they scared the crap out of me. It was still one of my favorite movies. (Reply to this)(Parent)

dar
2010-06-21 05:19 am UTC (link)

She scared the crud out of me as a child. But then I began to like her. In the bath I'd get my hair all shampooed up and then mold it into horns and say I was Maleficent.

She's still my favourite villain, because she's so damn scary. At Disney World, the women they get to play her are fantastic. I was 27 when I saw the very end of a parade that had Maleficent in it. The float was about to disappear into the backstage area and I screamed her name. Maleficent merely rolled her eyes to the side to regard me with an eeeevil stare and I about shit my pants in terror, lol.

/thoughts on stuff

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