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fandom_wank's thoughts on yaoi, movie wank, pixar, reviews, someone is wrong on the internet!, stop sharing your thoughts, writers are often pompous douches

Wank machine keeps on rollin'
1. Pixar makes incredible, mind-blowing third movie in Toy Story series.
2. Rotten Tomatoes logs over 130 reviews - all positive.
3. Toy Story 3 gets it's first (so far, only) bad reviews.
4. Internet explodes. (Also here.)

The wank seems to be focused on Armond White's review, as he is known for seemingly giving any review that goes against the general consenus. (He inexplicably seems in favour of Transformers 2, for instance.) He also doesn't appear to have actually watched the movie (identifying Hamm as a villain.) His negative review was actually predicted by a number of commenters in this earlier article, asking readers to predict where Toy Story 3 would end up on the Tomatometer rating.

It's all very dramatic, with wank in every corner. But of course, the most important Toy Story-related argument is and always will always be: Buzz/Jessie or Woody/Jessie?*

*Anyone's who's seen the movie will know the right answer to this.

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	jerel 2010-06-22 01:25 am UTC (link)
	I've started watching the show in reruns (it's on some network called Centric.) But after seeing the trailer, I said "oh, I have to see this! Explosions! Guns! Liam Neeson!" It was really a fun movie. It captures the spirit of the original, implausibility and all, so in that way, it's a very successful venture. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2010-06-22 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Neeson is just...my yumminess. Just saying. I watched him on that Bravo show with Andy and went "oooh." Yes, he made a Bravo show good. Not that I haven't been drooling over him since I was like 14. I love lots of actiony movements. I used to watch Jurassic Park and Die Hard before bed. Might explain why I'm twisted mentally. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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