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Jedi Knight Miki ([info]jedi_miki) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2010-06-28 15:20:00


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Current mood:Holier-than-thou
Entry tags:fan rage, fandom: world of warcraft, mary sues, massively multiplayer online games, pseuicide, rp

You have gained a new title- *name* the Death Faker!
If you play World of Warcraft, you'll know that there is a darker, more sinister side to the game. A side known as... a Roleplaying Server. *dun dun da!*

Like most places of free range RP, there are delicious tidbits of wank. This one involves everyone's favorite- Internet Suicide!

The story starts over at The Roleplayer's Lament, a blog that brings the Mary Sues, Godmodders, and other such failures of WoW RPing to your computer screen with the added picture or two for laughs.

When you use certain addons like FlagRSP, you can give yourself a title, last name, and all sorts of horrible life details that another player would totally know instantly by looking at someone. A particularly nasty Gary Stu is posted and there is joyous mock for the RPing community.

Until the blog poster learns later that the player behind the Aizen wannabe died.

Kinda puts a damper on the fun making, right? Nah! Turns out the player *gasp* faked his WoW death to get back at the Lamenters for poking fun at him. Apparently, it's all fun and games until the tables are turned, which has various WoW RPers demanding blood for their tears and prayers, and one person suggesting he get prison raped for his Internet Death scheme.

But fear not, fellow Moon Guard-ians! For as long as this blog will stand against the test of internet time, Marrowdarkness shall forever be remembered and immortalized as a Godmodder and Death Faker! And we shall all forget this wank in time, probably when the next Sue who claims to be Illidan's newest chew toy trots into Goldshire.

Bonus: Official Forums nerd rage. T minus until Bliz nukes the thread.



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[info]demonbean
2010-06-28 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Nobody here wants to deal with your idiotic, compassion-less opinions and I hope you end up giving someone a tossed salad as their prison bitch in the future.

Because...that will teach him some compassion? It's such a non sequitur, oddly-specific sort of ill wish. "Mock my cooking, will you? Well, I hope your cat dies of cancer!" I mean, really?

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[info]alexa
2010-06-28 11:53 pm UTC (link)
He could be a kid, but I don’t give a shit either way. You do it, and I’ll hold you responsible, I could care less about your mental disabilities or your age. If you use that as a excuse, well, you and your parents are just even worse people in my eyes.

Speaking of compassion!


Aside: I had to Google what "RP server" meant, and hey, how fun does that sound!?

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[info]mmanurere
2010-06-29 02:32 am UTC (link)
Aside: I had to Google what "RP server" meant, and hey, how fun does that sound!?

It's always fun to walk around the corner while trying to track down your contact in the secret resistance to the despotic wizard-king and find that you've run headlong into a furry porn scene.

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[info]sandglass
2010-06-29 12:12 am UTC (link)
Marrowdark: How dare you fucking think this is fake, who is sick enough to fake something like this? Just shut the hell up. You have no right to say anything, no right at all.

Who indeed?

It's been a long time since we had a pseuicide and what a delicious one this is!

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[info]spacelogic
2010-06-29 12:28 am UTC (link)
Man, that's a pretty sloppy death-faking. I'm surprised it fooled anyone, to be honest.

This reminds me of the time on my old Harry Potter forums when someone who'd been banned came back with a fake account to tell us he'd died saving a friend from being hit by a car and he hoped we all felt properly ashamed. (We banned him again, as I recall, because it was too obviously fake even for the less savvy of us to be taken in.)

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[info]sarracenia
2010-06-29 12:33 am UTC (link)
Wait...they have a blog mocking godmodes and Mary Sues and they're still not experienced enough to have every single alarm bell in their head go off at the announcement of someone's death a day after they've been mocked and please take down the mean mockery? Seriously?

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(no subject) - [info]kantayra, 2010-06-29 02:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dejana, 2010-06-29 10:27 pm UTC
but really, who did it?
[info]lab
2010-06-29 01:04 am UTC (link)
My money is on Captn Placeholder in the Deathmines with Shiny Gloves of the Shimmering Bear.


mustnotfalloffthewagonmustnotfalloffthewagon</del>

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[info]ironymaiden
2010-06-29 01:05 am UTC (link)
How did I know this was going to be Moon Guard?

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[info]tez
2010-06-29 01:43 am UTC (link)
Oh that is NOT Aizen. Blue hair? Cull-the-whole-fucking-world?

My friends, this is Seymour Guado sans the sexy-as-fuck Japanese voice.

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[info]jkefka
2010-06-29 02:02 am UTC (link)
First there's the WoW mockery (good in and of itself), then there's the deliciously absurd pseuicide, and it all comes together in a hundred comments of tiny fists of fanboy rage. Every piece of this is beautiful. That he was found out by answering his damn phone makes it even better. That's just rank amateur, if you're going to pseuicide to people who have your phone number, at least look at the caller ID. I mean really.

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Holy shit lol'ing forever
[info]mad_teacup
2010-06-29 02:21 am UTC (link)
OMFG MY OLD SERVER.

I...I'm so glad I left lmao.

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[info]brennalarose
2010-06-29 03:41 am UTC (link)
Oh, WoW, how I have missed thy bullshit and thy wank.

I love how the biggest wailing is not "OMG bloggers so meeeeeen" but that "OMG he's a kid, leave Britney aloooooone".

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[info]duraniedrama
2010-06-29 03:54 am UTC (link)
There's some bonus wank that I'm not quite able to follow in one of the previous entries on that blog here. Somebody called "Poundspasia" is really, really upset about, um, something.

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[info]seca
2010-06-29 03:57 am UTC (link)
I wonder how many WoW players are familiar with fandoms in general?

I mean most of the people commenting don't seem to have ever run across a pseuicide before. Not to mention the ones making the assumption that because it was something stupid to do it has to be a kid.

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Their lives are meaningless but... *yours* - [info]purest_chaos, 2010-06-30 08:05 am UTC
Re: Their lives are meaningless but... *yours* - [info]kylenne, 2010-07-01 02:33 am UTC
Re: Their lives are meaningless but... *yours* - [info]purest_chaos, 2010-07-01 05:23 am UTC
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[info]ahiru
2010-06-29 04:12 am UTC (link)
I can't believe they fell for such an obvious faked death. I don't see a single instance of stutter-typing or request for life-saving lip gloss anywhere! Everyone knows it's not a real death without stutter typing and lip gloss.

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(no subject) - [info]seca, 2010-06-29 04:49 am UTC
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[info]the__ivorytower
2010-06-29 05:44 am UTC (link)
Is it bad my first thought was 'oh good, it's not one of my servers'?

/stays in her corner of the Warcraft fandom

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[info]cephiedvariable
2010-06-29 08:01 am UTC (link)
Oh man. Moon Guard, never change. You're the reason I rarely admit in real life that I play on an RP server.

I am, however, mollified that there seems to be little to no Accordians representin' on that blog.

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[info]justifiedwings
2010-06-29 10:53 am UTC (link)
I'm suddenly reminded as to why I edged away from WoW RP.

...And yet, strangely enough I'm tempted to be drawn back into it. Something like taking a bat to my face and being a glutton for pain.

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(no subject) - [info]sithwitch13, 2010-06-29 07:29 pm UTC

[info]dragonsong12
2010-06-29 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Well...he sure showed them.

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[info]nounbeast
2010-06-29 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Between Belendial's subtle homophobia, Poundspasia's abrupt attempt to become "one of them" in light of the matter, and everyone's general shock that someone could fake their death on an online video game, that has to be the most awkward nerd raging I've seen in a long time.

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[info]ivalice
2010-06-29 10:58 pm UTC (link)
coreycaffeine Says:
shit, i missed an opportunity oh well…

looks like he really was.. *puts on shades* the messiah. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


I love this pseuicide.

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(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2010-06-30 02:52 am UTC

[info]worstangel
2010-06-30 01:53 pm UTC (link)
You know, most WoW players are too cynical and jaded (at least, on PVP servers) to believe an idiot stunt like this, I'm pretty sure.

One of my server's chlamydia reserves, Flamingtable, faked his death once -- some server posts about him dying from leukemia, etc., etc., tribute pages, the whole 9 yards. The general consensus was "And nothing of value was lost."

Six days later?

Flamingtable makes a post on the forums with his new undead character. I lol'ed.

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[info]arielchan
2010-07-01 05:30 am UTC (link)
This one involves everyone's favorite- Internet Suicide!

It actually IS my favorite!

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OT
[info]mcity
2010-07-03 05:11 am UTC (link)
I don't even play WoW-I lose enough sleep already-and I'm hooked on that blog now. Curse you, Miki, curse you!

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[info]grenadeofbees
2010-07-03 09:38 am UTC (link)
There are six saronite rods that are spread out through his entire body connecting his runic power to the soul energy he keeps in the saronite tube

Becomes a lot less impressive when you know that, in practical gameplay terms, saronite is common as dirt and twice as cheap.

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