The Bleach fandom is wanking again! Old news, what about it?
Taking this from wank report. Thank you, mousie! :*

Background: Recent chapter (410) features a certain tertiary female character (Tatsuki) ordering a tertiary male character (Keigo) to run from BIG SPOILERIFFIC danger (aka Aizen and Gin roaming freely in Karakura) . Comparisons are made to Orihime, whose actions in Hueco Mundo (failing to order Ichigo to run and instead appealing to him for help) make her so evil and atrocious she can only be compared to an army of Nazis, child molesting Catholic priests, Cthulhus, and sharks with lasers on their heads.

Shit gets started in the Inoue Orihime FC at Bleach Asylum. Mods have already been deleting the choicest wank, but look for FW favorite Yuliana leading the charge.


Miyoni accuses Orihime haters of not being true fans!

Not a single person here is saying something different that the person right above you didnt say. You guys are overanalzing this thing to death. Actually its worse then dead now. Maybe if you guys took a break and read whats going on you would see this too. You guys arent even coming across as fans anymore.

Not so! argues Lendra-chan. YOU are not the true fans (and your grammar sucks):

What's terribly funny about that statement (not including the grammatical errors), is that you're being contradictory in saying 'you're not fans because you analyze the characters so much.' We could turn right around and say that you're no fan yourself because you refuse to accept the faults of your beloved character, discuss what they are and how they could improve.


As usual, wank moves to Bleachness, where wank is officially discouraged except when it is courted and encouraged.




Again, mods have been deleting the good stuff but look for mod Karenai snarkily admitting her post is a thinly disguised troll attempt:

It is intentionally an oversimplification of the situation. It is a neon green and red chart with gigantic check marks and red xs; if you somehow thought I was aiming for literary subtlety, let me be the one to deliver this startling fact: I was not. It is a commentary on fandom meant to incite a reaction, which some people understood immediately because they know me and which you didn't because you don't.

Velvetsword adds:

considering some of the epic butthurt I've seen over this, maybe Kubo feels the need to ram the point home ad nauseum because some motherfuckers just can't read and insist Orihime's actions are omg sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo romantic ^_____^


And there you have it. Orihime apologists rape their mothers. How DARE anybody like her.

Bonus Wank! -- FW alum sleepwalkerrrr is also present, and white knighting so hard it’s kind of cute.

ETA 1: Wank Round 2! Why are so soooooo co-dependent on that asshole Ichigo and NOT on Ishida-chan or Ulquiorra-sama, huh?

ETA 2: Karenai is a tiiiiiny bit bitter because Orihime commits the sin of existing.

ETA3: Whenever Yulieana opens her trap, insanity pours out.

ETA 4: Orihime sucks because we say so! Let's ignore all canon saying that she doesn't and add emoticons to make our claim stronger! :D xD ^_^