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giles6688 ([info]giles6688) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2010-07-14 22:38:00


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Current mood:Dramatic

The sad, strange tale of Grandpa Wiggly
(I hesitated about putting this here, but Reddit is such a large site and has spawned so many memes I figured you could consider it having its own fandom, besides the drama this has caused in the mayonnaise fandom)

So, as most of you probably know, Reddit is a webportal for all sorts things, from politics to fandoms, from the mainstream to the obscure. It also has the habit of making its own reddit celebrities, such as Grandpa Wiggly.

Grandpawiggly is a redditor who grew popular when he wrote an AMA (Ask Me Anything, where a person says who they are, and allows people to ask them ...anything. The occasional Celebrity shows up, such as Ebert and Will Wheaton) about his past as a failed mayonnaise entrepreneur. He quickly becomes popular, spinning off his own blog , twitter feed, and his own subreddit, r/mayonnaise. He had a colorful history, with a crazy cat lady wife named Effie and even grandchildren popping up on reddit. Sounds fantastic, right?

Unfortunately, like mayonnaise gone bad, the whole story started to smell sour. It seems two other redditors, panek and ohnoahhedidnt both come to the conclusion that grandpawiggly is a fraud. They have lots and lots of proof. Not only has Ryan Saucier faked grandpawiggly and his grandchildren, but it has also come to light that he has trolled reddit other times in the past, including faking an AMA about a coma patient.

Redditors are fighting both the rage of nerds who have been trolled and the grief of losing Reddit's official grandpa. Also, the mayonnaise recipe Grandpawiggly posted was stolen, and nothing tastes as bittersweet as stolen mayonnaise.



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[info]gerorin
2010-07-15 03:38 am UTC (link)
Redditors are fighting both the rage of nerds who have been trolled and the grief of losing Reddit's official grandpa.

Now I feel deprived of grandfatherly love. We need an F_W grandpa. Stat.

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[info]spacelogic
2010-07-15 08:34 am UTC (link)
I volunteer! My qualifications: early twenties and female. Willing to wear silly-looking fake beard and shake cane at people.

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(no subject) - [info]gerorin, 2010-07-15 09:41 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-07-15 01:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spacelogic, 2010-07-15 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2010-07-16 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]researchgrrrl, 2010-07-16 02:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2010-07-16 03:28 am UTC

[info]ari_o
2010-07-15 03:41 am UTC (link)
Something is very wrong with mayonnaise that is either bitter or sweet. D:

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[info]platedlizard
2010-07-15 07:02 am UTC (link)
Thiiis.

Miracle Whip can DIAF for all I care. I use mayo in my BLTs, and they aren't supposed to be sweet.

/pet peeve

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(no subject) - [info]keri, 2010-07-15 08:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2010-07-15 01:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonsong12, 2010-07-15 12:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2010-07-15 01:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2010-07-15 01:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-07-16 11:31 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]cygnia, 2010-07-15 02:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cairea, 2010-07-15 04:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2010-07-15 04:57 pm UTC
COLDEST STORY EVER TOLD - [info]willywanka, 2010-07-15 11:43 pm UTC
Re: COLDEST STORY EVER TOLD - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-07-16 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2010-07-15 12:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]witty, 2010-07-17 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - tetradecimal, 2010-07-17 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sleepyjean, 2010-07-18 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]charamei, 2010-07-19 02:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lissbet, 2010-07-18 02:37 pm UTC

[info]dragonsong12
2010-07-15 12:53 pm UTC (link)
It apparently happens when you steal it. Must be some specialized chemical reaction.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-07-15 12:58 pm UTC

[info]reppupu
2010-07-15 03:44 am UTC (link)
Being a Reddit n00b, how does one make money on that site?

As for mayonnaise, bleh. Hot sauce all the way baby.

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[info]jujubee
2010-07-15 05:00 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm curious about the money thing, too.

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(no subject) - [info]giles6688, 2010-07-15 10:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2010-07-15 12:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jujubee, 2010-07-15 01:51 pm UTC

[info]telegramsam
2010-07-16 03:13 pm UTC (link)
mayonnaise is the most disgusting substance known to man, especially the kind the slather all over fast food.

Hot sauce FTW!

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[info]rosehiptea
2010-07-15 03:46 am UTC (link)
I made the mayonnaise myself; the first experimental batch I made in the bathtub turned out chunky and too yellow.

I've heard of bathtub gin but bathtub mayonnaise is grossing me out. Then again, apparently it didn't happen, so...

Also the recipe has lard in it. *is vegetarian, is now scared of mayonnaise*

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[info]purple_smurf
2010-07-15 03:51 am UTC (link)
Suddenly checking the ingredients on all mayonnaise jars...

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[info]keri
2010-07-15 03:54 am UTC (link)
Worry not - mayonnaise is just egg and vinegar. (Actually, wikipedia tells me it's vinegar or lemon juice, and also some oil and if you want some flavorful additives like mustard or pickle)

The recipe's inclusion of lard makes me kind of terrified of that particular kind, though. (also: ew.)

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-07-15 05:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sleepyjean, 2010-07-18 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-07-18 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sleepyjean, 2010-07-18 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-07-18 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rodo, 2010-07-15 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2010-07-15 09:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2010-07-15 12:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]risha, 2010-07-15 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-07-15 03:53 pm UTC

[info]roachspit
2010-07-15 04:00 am UTC (link)
Don't worry. It's just redneck mayo. Normal mayo should be fine.

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[info]rodo
2010-07-15 05:32 am UTC (link)
There's a reason I always check the list of ingredients on basically everything. I've seen bread that contained gelatin, for God's sake!

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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2010-07-15 07:05 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]witty, 2010-07-17 12:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2010-07-16 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]edelweiss, 2010-07-18 03:37 pm UTC
Nerd hat: on! - [info]ardath_rekha, 2010-07-20 06:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2010-07-26 04:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rodo, 2010-07-26 04:44 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-07-15 01:00 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-07-16 11:34 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]looking_glass, 2010-07-15 02:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sleepyjean, 2010-07-18 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lissbet, 2010-07-19 11:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ardath_rekha, 2010-07-20 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-07-21 02:18 am UTC

[info]cleolinda
2010-07-15 04:10 am UTC (link)
Hee, the comments on the first "lots of proof" link are fun.

"Reddit, I just met my grandpa for the first time, and he is a popular Redditor! I AM FREAKING OUT and providing links to his greatest hits!"

"I am hella your grandpa, lil' dog! Wiggity wam-wam wozzle! I lost my father in WWII, and you just lost THE GAME!"


I also enjoyed " 'How embarrassing! ACK!' Cathy face "

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[info]jujubee
2010-07-15 04:48 am UTC (link)
This makes me very sad. I had never heard of Grandpa Wiggly before today but my friend linked me to the post where wordsauce got caught for throwing a party in his grandparent's house five years previously. I was delighted by the guy. If only my friend hadn't linked me to that JUST TODAY I wouldn't care. :(

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[info]alden
2010-07-15 06:36 am UTC (link)
Wait, his name is Ryan Saucier in real life? For serious?

Best fraud ever.

Because, you know how mayonnaise is a sauce? So it's really very funny that his name is Saucier?

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(no subject) - [info]emily_goddess, 2010-07-16 10:34 pm UTC

[info]sumire
2010-07-15 08:28 am UTC (link)
Ah, it just isn't summertime without mayonnaise going bad.

(Yeah, I know that's supposedly a myth.)

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(no subject) - [info]mer1973, 2010-07-15 10:55 am UTC

[info]chienne
2010-07-15 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Apropos of absolutely nothing, anyone ever tried putting mayonnaise in a chocolate cake instead of eggs and oil?

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(no subject) - [info]keri, 2010-07-15 06:55 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]witty, 2010-07-17 12:16 am UTC
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[info]hydriotaphia
2010-07-15 04:06 pm UTC (link)
This could only have been improved by testimonials from the interns who got paid in pocketfulls of mayo all summer.

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[info]naive_wanderer
2010-07-15 06:16 pm UTC (link)
besides the drama this has caused in the mayonnaise fandom

Mayonnaise has a fandom?

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(no subject) - [info]jupiterpluvius, 2010-07-15 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mooncalf, 2010-07-15 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alden, 2010-07-16 04:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trisandrockets, 2010-07-16 12:49 am UTC

[info]bandit
2010-07-15 06:43 pm UTC (link)
I have now seen the word "mayonnaise" so many times, it's to the point where it's lost all meaning.

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(no subject) - [info]giles6688, 2010-07-16 01:28 pm UTC

[info]neuronin
2010-07-16 10:36 am UTC (link)
That's sad. Though, honestly, fake grandpas should come with treasure maps and ninjas in pursuit, not stories about mayo.

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[info]emily_goddess
2010-07-16 10:39 pm UTC (link)
I have nothing to add except that I live in the same town as this guy, and his name sounds really familiar, so I've been racking my brain trying to decide if I know him.

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[info]mastervex
2010-07-17 06:41 am UTC (link)
So wait, people thought he was for real? Really? Or did they just get pissed off when they found out it was somebody who'd already been trolling/faking before, specifically?

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From the recipe
[info]grenadeofbees
2010-07-19 06:41 am UTC (link)
one tablespoon of your favorite lard

But how could I ever choose?

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