Pre-Supernatural Wank Party!!
Tomorrow, the sixth season of Supernatural starts on the CW. The summer has certainly not been too quiet in the wank department but expect a mini-splooge tomorrow.

The kickoff?

Jensen Ackles admits in an online interview that he was "not happy" with Dean's direction.

To add to the fangirl's insanity, Jared proceeds to get a character-specific plot point wrong. Clearly, someone was not paying attention!

The comments in the article itself are what you'd expect, complete with Jared vs. Jensen, Sam vs. Dean, Castiel/Dean bromance vs Schweinski Sam/Dean epicness, and an occasional call to calm down and watch the damn season first which are regulary ignored.

The folks in the Dean thread at Television Without Pity are quick to jump into "They're just using us for ratings!" mode.

One of the resident Sam forums also gets in on the fun.

Livejournal is fairly silent right now, but the interview has not been posted to the main comms yet. Will be sure to edit when it does.

But the main punchline can be summed up by a post at the TWoP link:

Poster A: I know I am not going to be watching.
Recapper: You do realize we'll be holding you to this, don't you?