Wow. What would he do with an actual, bad review? Run crying to his mommy? Sue for libel?

"What I don't like are boring, badly-written or unhelpful reviews - or pompous ones, or ones with hidden agendas or overt agendas, or ones that don't really engage very interestingly with the material, or ones where it's obvious the reviewer hasn't taken enough time or effort, or reviews that feel mean-spirited or ungenerous. The review I remarked on seemed a bit dull and sweeping in the dismissive stuff it was saying." (bolding by me)

What the... Badly-written? Unhelpful? Dude, you're a Published Author, it's not your readers' place to help you with your writing. This guy would fit in perfectly at fanficrants. Though come to think of it, I don't think I've seen any ffrants review ranter sink so low as to complain about a review being "boring" and "dull"...