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pepperlandgirl4 ([info]pepperlandgirl4) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2010-10-15 14:18:00


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Entry tags:food, tv

Small but, unlike Sandra Lee's recipes, tasty.
Food Network Humor is a blog dedicated to mocking Food Network. They've had lots of strange little run-ins with Food Network, including when they were alerted to the fact that Scripps (owner of FN) registered Cooking Channel Humor in a preemptive strike. Well, about a year ago, the blogger emailed FN's PR person Lisa Krueger to request an email interview with the contestants of Next Food Network Star. Lisa declined with what Jillian felt was a snarky email, and that's why she posted the entire exchange. Now Lisa is leaving to work at Men's Health, and so Jillian reposted the emails for a laugh. So far, this is pretty standard for FNH, but then the comments start to get really weird.

It starts in the 3rd comment with some gentle scolding for being petty. Jillian counters with it's my blog. Boomie thinks Jillian is a crybaby and Hottody adds Jillian is childish, not funny, and oh yeah nobody likes her anyway. Leah Borgoin is excited they're getting such a rise out of Jillian and seems to admit to trolling.

There's the unfortunate implication that Guy Fieri goes commando

The comments continue in this vein for a bit longer, and then we get to Jenna agreeing that Lisa Krueger is a cunt, which sparks its own little dash of wank (which borders on unfunny, I know).

Jillian is accused repeatedly of "censoring" and "deleting" comments, though there's no evidence that she's done anything like that.

The regulars at the blog tell the trolls to stop trolling. Leah Borgoin indignantly declares she's not a troll.


We’re not fucking trolls. I visit this site because I don’t like the blogger and I want her to know that.

I’ll stop visiting as soon as she requires registration to leave comments.


Boomie returns to creepily tell Jillian that she's fucking creepy.

Toolshed scolds the people who called Krueger ugly while perhaps presenting a valid point. From there, the critical comments continue, but people stop responding to them, so the outrage dries up. What is it about Lisa Krueger that sparks such fierce devotion? Was it Lisa Krueger herself? Her buddies? An intern at the Food Network? Just some random troll taking advantage of an opportunity for recreational outrage?

[Jerri Blank]I guess we'll never know. [/Jerri Blank]

As a garnish for this wank, I offer Sandra Lee's outraged fans on Facebook. This was a little wank that began over how many nights there are in a week. Sandra thinks there are five. Jillian corrected her. Her fans were not amused.



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[info]mer1973
2010-10-15 11:25 pm UTC (link)
There's the unfortunate implication that Guy Fieri goes commando

Oh man, I didn't need even see those words/ Could someone hand me the brain bleach?

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[info]lamperouge
2010-10-15 11:28 pm UTC (link)
I visit this site because I don’t like the blogger and I want her to know that.

I don't know about you, but that's like saying, "I visit your backyard BUT I HATE YOU AND YOUR STINKIN' GUTS so let me have my dog poop all over it. Tee hee!"

I don't think they've heard of Earth logic.

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(no subject) - [info]lil_miss_stfu, 2010-10-16 11:16 am UTC
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[info]tez
2010-10-15 11:44 pm UTC (link)
There's the unfortunate implication that Guy Fieri goes commando

oh god CANNOT EVER UNSEE, EVER

...

ohgodhe'sdoingcommercialsformycompany

Now I can't even go to WORK without feeling somehow dirtified.

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(no subject) - [info]darksumomo, 2010-10-18 02:24 am UTC
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[info]thoms
2010-10-15 11:46 pm UTC (link)
THANK YOU for the introduction to this site, I see they share the Alton Brown love.

Guy Fieri... commando... *brain explodes*

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[info]mcity
2010-10-15 11:55 pm UTC (link)
>There's the unfortunate implication that Guy Fieri goes commando

Is this an Unfortunate Implication in the TVTropes sense, or in that it makes one think of Guy Fieri's junk?

>I mean, c’mon. is “Boxers or Briefs?” inappropriate? No, my friends, it is not. Especially when the reply was “Commando.”

Apparently both.

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Here's a post you shouldn't read *repost - [info]mcity, 2010-10-15 11:58 pm UTC
Re: Here's a post you shouldn't read *repost - [info]bigbigtruck, 2010-10-16 03:29 am UTC
Re: Here's a post you shouldn't read *repost - [info]feenix, 2010-10-16 05:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pepperlandgirl4, 2010-10-16 12:35 am UTC
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[info]gangstavidel
2010-10-15 11:59 pm UTC (link)
FOOD NETWORK WANK!?





my life is complete now.

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2010-10-16 12:14 am UTC
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[info]eleutheria
2010-10-16 12:03 am UTC (link)
Wow, nobody comes off well here, do they?

Especially that last link, the Facebook thing. Jillian seems like a real asshole with the multiple fatphobic comments.

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[info]ara
2010-10-16 12:04 am UTC (link)
I'm trying to see what's so snide about that e-mail that basically says "No thanks" to interviews.

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[info]evanwaters
2010-10-16 12:04 am UTC (link)
If she thinks that e-mail was snarky it doesn't speak well for her own "humor".

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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2010-10-16 12:18 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lamperouge, 2010-10-16 01:11 am UTC

[info]littlebittysami
2010-10-16 12:38 am UTC (link)
I'm confused. Lida Kruger's email to Jillian declining the interview was polite, if typical PR stuff. Jillian comes off as extremely butthurt in her responses afterward.

Who are we supposed to be snarking here?

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(no subject) - [info]pepperlandgirl4, 2010-10-16 12:45 am UTC
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[info]honorh
2010-10-16 01:00 am UTC (link)
We’re not fucking trolls. I visit this site because I don’t like the blogger and I want her to know that.

Nice of her to clear that up!

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-10-17 04:20 pm UTC
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[info]cyndra_falin
2010-10-16 01:24 am UTC (link)
I forget that we have this channel.

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[info]bigbigtruck
2010-10-16 03:27 am UTC (link)
We’re not fucking trolls. I visit this site because I don’t like the blogger and I want her to know that.

oh ok

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[info]laerwen
2010-10-16 03:40 am UTC (link)
Yeeeesh. Sometimes FNH brings the funny, and they do share the Alton love... but sometimes Jillian just comes off as a total douche. Ick.

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[info]iletaitunefois
2010-10-16 04:51 am UTC (link)
As a huge watcher of FN, I keep trying to like Food Network Humor. There is so much to legitimately make fun of on that channel. And yet...I've never found it funny. I find Jillian to be kind of...idk, childish and mean and less-than-creative in her insults.

tl;dr I am not surprised AT ALL that wank flocked to this site...and that Jillian looks terrible in it.

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[info]sol
2010-10-16 08:00 am UTC (link)
I really shouldn't have read all the comments in there. Jesus christ.

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[info]tiasian
2010-10-16 08:30 am UTC (link)
We’ll still be covering NFNS5, with or without your help. And unfortunately, as I’m sure you can understand, since you’ve chosen to make us an enemy instead of a friend, I’ll also be alerting the Food Network Humor readers about your unwillingness to cooperate.

My, that's some serious aggression there.

There's the unfortunate implication that Guy Fieri goes commando

That doesn't sound unfortunate to me.

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(no subject) - [info]tiasian, 2010-10-16 08:45 am UTC
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[info]gerorin
2010-10-16 12:16 pm UTC (link)
This was a little wank that began over how many nights there are in a week. Sandra thinks there are five. Jillian corrected her. Her fans were not amused.

Wait, what?

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[info]cheryl_bites
2010-10-16 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Blogger: LOOK AT THE VILE, SPITEFUL LETTER THAT EVIL WITCH SENT ME!!!

*Polite, professional email*

Blogger: LOOK AT HER WARPED, CRONE-LIKE VISAGE WITH ITS MULTIPLE INTERESTING WARTS AND BROKEN TEETH!!!

*Picture of an ordinary, quite pretty young lass*

Perhaps she uploaded the wrong pictures or something...

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[info]salamandersam
2010-10-16 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Jillian is just such a martyr to put up with all the hatred spewing forth from polite and professional e-mails. How does she endure? Oh, that's right, it's all in her head.

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[info]feenix
2010-10-16 06:24 pm UTC (link)
What is it with this wank and people's crotches, anyway?

1) More wanks should have the phrase, "There's the unfortunate implication that Guy Fieri goes commando." Which, of course, raises the age-old question of carpets and drapes; in the case they DO match, my mind is officially blown.

2) Why did they insult that chick's crotch? I mean, why. I don't even get it. (Although Jillian really needs to step away from the computer.

3) Is it just me, or did anyone else think of Jennifer Love Hewitt when they saw these cupcakes?

4a) ...and now I'm mentally singing "The Camptown ladies sing this song, hoo-ha, hoo-ha!" in my head.

4b) Yeah, I know, old news, but does anyone know if she was...ahem...dazzling in The Client List? (I imagine that between Pajiba and GFY, ONE of the reviewers would have mentioned it. On the other hand, there was a hell of a lot of other stuff to work with there, so...)

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Re: Reposted for HTMFail. - [info]rosehiptea, 2010-10-16 06:54 pm UTC
Re: Reposted for HTMFail. - [info]feenix, 2010-10-16 10:57 pm UTC
Re: Reposted for HTMFail. - [info]rosehiptea, 2010-10-17 03:49 am UTC
Re: Reposted for HTMFail. - [info]beejium, 2010-10-16 07:38 pm UTC
Re: Reposted for HTMFail. - [info]deliciouschaos, 2010-10-16 08:58 pm UTC
Re: Reposted for HTMFail. - [info]feenix, 2010-10-16 10:36 pm UTC
Re: Reposted for HTMFail. - [info]annabelle_lee, 2010-10-16 09:02 pm UTC
Re: Reposted for HTMFail. - [info]feenix, 2010-10-16 10:34 pm UTC
Re: Reposted for HTMFail. - [info]annabelle_lee, 2010-10-17 12:12 am UTC

[info]fishies
2010-10-16 06:45 pm UTC (link)
"All I did was point out there are 7 nights in a week! ...and call her drunk!"

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2010-10-16 10:36 pm UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2010-10-16 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Everyone here looks wanky but mainly Jillian and her minions. Was she really surprised that a PR person turned down a request for interviews? Seriously? Lord, what a moron.

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[info]sarracenia
2010-10-16 10:47 pm UTC (link)
It's so hard to figure out why Lisa Krueger turned her request down. I mean, she seems like such a lovely person. I'm sure that the interviewees would have been completely comfortable in the knowledge that Jillian would never deliberately misunderstand their words and call them drunken idiots for not being completely and entirely clear in their words at all times.

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[info]dancing_rachel
2010-10-17 12:28 am UTC (link)
Jillian is such a moron. I came to this realization like a year into reading her blog when there was some wank because the minions of FNH were offended some girl was telling them how to correctly pronounce some Spanish words. There were a lot of idiocies exchanged, but mostly xenophobic bullshit and I never went there again.

It was like one of those realization moments, like when you have a crush on some guy and he does something that bothers you and you let it go, but from that moment on you just can't stop noticing all his imperfections, how unfunny his jokes actually are and how each one of them starts to irk you to the point that you can't even be with him anymore.

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