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Unnamed ([info]unnamed) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-08-08 16:05:00


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Current mood:jealous

Garfield Wank
Behold, the Garfield movie! Wank ensues below. Highlights include Grammar Bitching, Brit vs. American spelling, and "Garfield's sucked ever since he went mainstream!"

Me, I've never actually liked Garfield. I'm just here for the wank.



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[info]mariagoner
2003-08-08 11:48 pm UTC (link)
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Garfield? Garfield?!

They couldn't even pick a decent cartoon to have a flame war or two over? Like The Boondocks (though I think that happened a while back...) or even Classic Charlie Brown?

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[info]musette
2003-08-08 11:58 pm UTC (link)
They're wanking my childhood. The end is nigh.

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[info]tempslut
2003-08-09 05:07 am UTC (link)
What about Snork wank? I mean, they're...SNORKS!

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[info]oxydosic
2003-08-10 03:23 am UTC (link)
Snork wank!! Yes, must have Snork wank!!

*mutters to self while combing through Google* Can't sleep...must..find..Snork...wank...

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[info]pre_madonna
2003-08-09 12:25 am UTC (link)
There is Garfield wank.

My life feels somehow enriched by this.

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[info]dawnswalker
2003-08-09 12:30 am UTC (link)
"Garfield was funny about twenty years ago, but then he went mainstream and quality declined faster than people could pull those suction cup Garfields off their windows."

Uh... it's a newspaper comic strip. It was always "mainstream". Unless this guy means the merchandising gamut during the 1980s, in which case he should really be a bit clearer with what he means.

Remember when "Garfield" used to have stuff like story arcs and character development and actual funny jokes? Remember when it was actually Jim Davis drawing the strip, and not his millions of trained drones?

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[info]kerikeri
2003-08-09 01:57 am UTC (link)
Wow. That's just surreal. I was a big Garfield fan when I was little, mostly because I loved anything to do with cats. And I do dimly remember the strip being funny once upon a time. But even then, it doesn't seem like it'd make a very good movie, particularly not live-action.

Besides, Jennifer Love Hewitt? WTF? I assume she's playing the veterinarian chick (can't remember the name offhand... was it Liz or something?). Just... wrong. Seems like the kind of movie I'd go see (or at least rent) just to see how much of a trainwreck it'll be, though.

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[info]unoriginality
2003-08-09 02:02 am UTC (link)
Yeah, it was Liz.

Man, this saddens me- I love Garfield. He was like... the biggest cartoon/comic character icon to my little 6 year old self. Right up there with Rainbow Brite, oddly enough. Live action Garfield... I cringed at the thought of live action Scooby Doo to be honest, and I wasn't that big of a Scooby Doo fan. My childhood is being defiled more and more. XD ::looks at the remake of He-man, Transformers, etc...::

...I know I'll be watching this movie anyway. XD

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[info]iczer6
2003-08-09 05:16 am UTC (link)
I'm still trying to deal with the fact that they're making a LIVE ACTION Garfield movie.

WTF?

I mean what's next, live action Thundercats, Snorks, SMURFS? Are they going to bring the Smurfs back?

I mean if we must resurrect the 80's couldn't we do it with like Robotech or something?



Icz

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[info]ruaki
2003-08-09 08:40 am UTC (link)
You know about the live-action Transformers movie, right?

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[info]iczer6
2003-08-09 08:43 am UTC (link)
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NOOOOOO! WHY HAS MY GOD FORSAKEN ME!!!!!

[Aren't they making a liveaction My Little Pony movie to?]

icz

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[info]ruaki
2003-08-10 01:54 am UTC (link)
Dammit, don't give them any ideas! If they make one, this is going to be undocumented proof that this is all your fault!!111111

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