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Luna ([info]luna) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-08-08 18:13:00


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Current mood:annoyed
Current music:Dave Matthews Band ~ Crash (acoustic)

~ Hee! ~
I know, I was just as shocked as ya'll.

Remember the psycho who devoured the carcass of her poor dead pet bunny that we were talking about earlier today? Yeah, it was kinda sorta just a little bit bullshit.

[info]siamang, in the interest of fairness, offers up 10 different scenarios for her previous post, ranging from:

I found one of my rabbits dead and I buried her in a friend's backyard. I wrote a story about cooking and eating her in a ritual of honor, because I wish I was able to do that without endangering my health by consuming unknown quality meat.

to

I wrote it because I wanted to push people out of their comfort zone. I wrote it because I wanted to share an alternative method I used for dealing with the loss of a loved pet. I wrote it because I wanted to piss people off. I wrote it because I was bored and wanted something to read. I wrote it because I was desperate for attention.

Yeah. Ummkay...



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[info]sagralisse
2003-08-09 02:13 am UTC (link)
Did you guys fall for it?

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[info]sorchar
2003-08-09 04:11 am UTC (link)
For me it was one of those, "Eh, could be true, might not be" things. I posted it because the ensuing wank was so very.

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[info]luna
2003-08-09 07:38 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that was pretty much me too.

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[info]linzee
2003-08-09 02:53 am UTC (link)
Well that's just special.

It's like a choose your own adventure! Only with dead bunnies and explanations instead of dragons and falling into endless pits.

Linzee

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[info]elke_tanzer
2003-08-09 05:13 am UTC (link)
Hee! That's a nifty comparison... I can just picture the options at the bottom of the page:

Eat your dead bunny, go to page 66.

Do not eat your dead bunny, choosing instead to write that you've eaten your dead bunny, go to page 666.

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[info]linzee
2003-08-09 06:17 am UTC (link)
*snicker*

Try to pass chicken off as your dead bunny and then try to pass the whole thing off as a statement on the morals of humanity, go to page 42.

We could write a book series! ;-)

Linzee

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[info]luna
2003-08-09 07:39 am UTC (link)
Bunnicula of DOOM!!!

Yes, oh yes. :0

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[info]elke_tanzer
2003-08-09 07:41 am UTC (link)
Would you believe that I made that icon for a WiP that has been scaring the bijaysus out of me for two years now? It's sad, really.

*runs from the bunnies, especially the undead half-eaten ones*

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[info]luna
2003-08-09 07:43 am UTC (link)
Would you believe that I made that icon for a WiP that has been scaring the bijaysus out of me for two years now? It's sad, really.

Hee! Dude, that icon would scare the bejesus out of ANYONE.

TOT: The dude that wrote that book "Bunnicula" came to my school when I was in 2nd grade. He was incredibly cool, but the story still scared 8 year old me. o.0!

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[info]sorchar
2003-08-09 04:10 am UTC (link)
I'm going with the "desperate for attention" thing, personally.

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[info]dawnswalker
2003-08-09 04:57 am UTC (link)
Actually, I think that in its own way, writing a story about how it meant so much to you to eat your own bunny is more disturbing than actually doing it.

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[info]elke_tanzer
2003-08-09 05:11 am UTC (link)
Amen.

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[info]sagralisse
2003-08-09 05:32 am UTC (link)
I dunno, it's not often you get to use "biggest silly binkies," "She crossed the rainbow bridge far too soon," "I apologized for cutting into her beautiful fur," "she was already kind of stiff," and "Normally he's a little scamp," all in one fic? That'd be hard to pass up.

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[info]luna
2003-08-09 07:40 am UTC (link)
Actually, I think that in its own way, writing a story about how it meant so much to you to eat your own bunny is more disturbing than actually doing it.

Exactly.

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[info]hoshiryo
2003-08-10 05:09 am UTC (link)
I don't know. I'm amused by the suggestion that she be eaten by her pets -- she seems to only own bunnies, which are not known for eating meat... Also, I find it a bit of an overreaction: what's wrong with adapting the ceremonial cooking and eating of the honored dead that happens among humans on this planet for honored dead of other species?

I'd call the act of posting the story, regardless of the truthfulness of it, to somewhere that it'll almost certainly generate wank the really disturbing thing. Do we really need artificial wank?

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[info]redpanda
2003-08-09 05:31 am UTC (link)
Nope. The "cooked" photo looked like chicken. :)

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[info]sepiamagpie
2003-08-09 11:02 am UTC (link)
Now I'm tempted to go get me some rabbit meat to find out what it looks like.

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[info]elke_tanzer
2003-08-09 11:40 am UTC (link)
Well, for starters, it's a bit darker, and it doesn't have wings.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-08-10 12:49 am UTC (link)
And greasier. Almost like dark meat on a turkey.

I'd say it's closest to squirrel meat, but something tells me that doesn't help.

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