Shine on, you blue brassed monkey, shine on
This tasty treat comes to you on the back of a... blue... horse/monkey thing with blond hair? OH! And by way of the lovely mice on wank_report. I happened upon some of the wank and didn't realize it until I saw the tip on the report. Thanks, mice! *tosses cheese*
Who doesn't want to be a pretty, pretty pony? Well, not me but I'm a loser. NAY! The loveliest creature is H. Renne Arc'err! Don't know him?
BEHOLD HIS ANGELIC FORM
Ahem.
AND WHO WOULD DARE NOT WANT THIS SWEET PERSON IN THEIR GAME? A Communist. Oh, and Transmigration 9: Brave New Worlds and I can't say I blame them.
This ORIGINAL (gotta remember that - IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE HE'S ORIGINAL) character is totally reliant upon ~YEARS AND YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT~ gained by playing elsewhere and apparently likes to spring this on the players of different versions of the characters hers once interacted with. Character also has shitloads of powers. None of this (the previous game interaction or powers) were mentioned on character's app when they joined the game.
Player is asked to tone down the powers and stop giving other characters surprise canonmates without permission. Player throws a hissy and insists that doing so would render the character unplayable. Mods tell her to take a hike. Of course, this is all dealt with maturity and understand -
- or not.
After Renne is kicked to the curb his mun and white knighters take to the street with pitchforks - AKA Bad Mods Suck. Were they given kind welcome? Nah. Mun teal deers like nobody's business and the comments begin.
"THE POST IS FALSE! NO, IT IS TRUE! YOU POSTED CONFIDENTIAL STUFF EVEN THOUGH THIS IS THE INTERNET AND LULZ! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MEEEEEEEEEE!!!" - my interpretation of the comments thus far
200+ comments should be the end of this, right? WRONG!
Renne ain't gonna take it any more!
I think the song choice is fitting.
But it's all good because at the end of the day Renne and his mun don't care what you think - which is why they had to post... in three... different places. THEY STILL DON'T CARE! User info never lies.
-Let's Get Something Straight-
•Renne is mine alone. I worked long and hard to create the character and have played him consistently for over a decade. This means that yes, he will remain consistent. I will not break or butcher him just to kiss your lily-white ass. Don't like? Suck it up, Princess.
EDIT: This isn't the first time said mun has brought her brand of special to the yard -
Less TL;DR but still tasty.
EDIT... TO THE EXTREME: Thank you for the tip,
nightingale
The wank has spread to BRPS as well. Of course, volcanflamberg is there to tell everyone how immature everyone else is and how amused he is.
"No dear child - the grown man pops in to chastise the little children for being immature enough to take their wankery elsewhere."
EDIT - PASS EXTREME, DO NOT COLLECT $200: And we're on to
rpanoncomm (thank you
microclimate for the tip) -
"Who are we going to wank out of the game next?"
AND
"There's no decency in an anonymous lynch mob."
More history?
Life Ain't So Grand On Second Life
And SHE'S BAAAAAAAAAAACK-
"Neither gently nor roughly, he was taken away. The abomination that was home and life-form took him away..." WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
ETA WHO CARES: The Abyss is looking back!
ETA FOREVER: Thank you beautiful mousie on wank_report for passing on this link. It looks like Blue-whatever had a few problems in the months leading up to this. Let's go to rpanoncomm for details!
"I'M A UNIQUE AND SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CONFORM"
And this also gives us background on the Second Life comment that was on the most recent rpanoncomm -
Sorry if I'm a misanthrope.
I'd go with douche but, hey, that's me being a plebe again.
Not sure where to put this but it's too wonderful not to point out (thanks
duraniedrama)-
UNICORN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!
TL;DR:
"Attempting to mock people for responding to a trainwreck...
...will never change the fact that you wrecked the train."
"Or in this guy's case, trying to distract people from a train wreck by crashing another train into it."
I did a little poking around on dear_mun and found amusing posts. Enjoy!
Perhaps if you didn't hide behind anonymity, it might help your credibility some.::BITES!::Not-DudeUm... yeah... wow - If the Creator understands the Creature and humans do not understand the Creature then does that mean the Creature does not believe herself to be human?
Thank you rpanoncomm for giving links to the older BRPS posts!
"I do not have a blacklist. If you think I do, *show it to me*""This kingdom, I predict, shall not last long.""The gods' gift to RP is Mutual Cooperation, Open Mindedness, Decent English Skill (without netspeak or going Charles Dickens/Hemingway). - Is it scary that she can say something like that with a straight face? Yes, yes, it is.
RP Terms-Mun = Mundane aka the player
-Muse = Character or creation
-Canon puncture = One character telling another character that they're fictional
EX: Your character is playing opposite Harry Potter and your character tells Potter how you've read all his books and seen all his movies.
-AU = Alternate Universe
-OC = Original Character
-OOC = Out of character
-IC = In character