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Erin, the punk nun ([info]sisterelwood) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2010-12-14 05:03:00


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Current mood: Amazed
Entry tags:community: bad_rpers_suck, rp

Shine on, you blue brassed monkey, shine on
This tasty treat comes to you on the back of a... blue... horse/monkey thing with blond hair? OH! And by way of the lovely mice on wank_report. I happened upon some of the wank and didn't realize it until I saw the tip on the report. Thanks, mice! *tosses cheese*

Who doesn't want to be a pretty, pretty pony? Well, not me but I'm a loser. NAY! The loveliest creature is H. Renne Arc'err! Don't know him?



BEHOLD HIS ANGELIC FORM

Ahem.

AND WHO WOULD DARE NOT WANT THIS SWEET PERSON IN THEIR GAME? A Communist. Oh, and Transmigration 9: Brave New Worlds and I can't say I blame them.

This ORIGINAL (gotta remember that - IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE HE'S ORIGINAL) character is totally reliant upon ~YEARS AND YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT~ gained by playing elsewhere and apparently likes to spring this on the players of different versions of the characters hers once interacted with. Character also has shitloads of powers. None of this (the previous game interaction or powers) were mentioned on character's app when they joined the game.

Player is asked to tone down the powers and stop giving other characters surprise canonmates without permission. Player throws a hissy and insists that doing so would render the character unplayable. Mods tell her to take a hike. Of course, this is all dealt with maturity and understand -

- or not.

After Renne is kicked to the curb his mun and white knighters take to the street with pitchforks - AKA Bad Mods Suck. Were they given kind welcome? Nah. Mun teal deers like nobody's business and the comments begin.

"THE POST IS FALSE! NO, IT IS TRUE! YOU POSTED CONFIDENTIAL STUFF EVEN THOUGH THIS IS THE INTERNET AND LULZ! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MEEEEEEEEEE!!!" - my interpretation of the comments thus far

200+ comments should be the end of this, right? WRONG!

Renne ain't gonna take it any more!

I think the song choice is fitting.

But it's all good because at the end of the day Renne and his mun don't care what you think - which is why they had to post... in three... different places. THEY STILL DON'T CARE! User info never lies.

-Let's Get Something Straight-
•Renne is mine alone. I worked long and hard to create the character and have played him consistently for over a decade. This means that yes, he will remain consistent. I will not break or butcher him just to kiss your lily-white ass. Don't like? Suck it up, Princess.


EDIT: This isn't the first time said mun has brought her brand of special to the yard -
Less TL;DR but still tasty.

EDIT... TO THE EXTREME: Thank you for the tip, [info]nightingale
The wank has spread to BRPS as well. Of course, volcanflamberg is there to tell everyone how immature everyone else is and how amused he is.
"No dear child - the grown man pops in to chastise the little children for being immature enough to take their wankery elsewhere."

EDIT - PASS EXTREME, DO NOT COLLECT $200: And we're on to [info]rpanoncomm (thank you [info]microclimate for the tip) -
"Who are we going to wank out of the game next?"
AND
"There's no decency in an anonymous lynch mob."

More history?
Life Ain't So Grand On Second Life

And SHE'S BAAAAAAAAAAACK-
"Neither gently nor roughly, he was taken away. The abomination that was home and life-form took him away..." WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

ETA WHO CARES: The Abyss is looking back!

ETA FOREVER: Thank you beautiful mousie on wank_report for passing on this link. It looks like Blue-whatever had a few problems in the months leading up to this. Let's go to rpanoncomm for details!
"I'M A UNIQUE AND SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CONFORM"

And this also gives us background on the Second Life comment that was on the most recent rpanoncomm -
Sorry if I'm a misanthrope.
I'd go with douche but, hey, that's me being a plebe again.

Not sure where to put this but it's too wonderful not to point out (thanks [info]duraniedrama)-
UNICORN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!

TL;DR:
"Attempting to mock people for responding to a trainwreck...
...will never change the fact that you wrecked the train."
"Or in this guy's case, trying to distract people from a train wreck by crashing another train into it."



I did a little poking around on dear_mun and found amusing posts. Enjoy!

Perhaps if you didn't hide behind anonymity, it might help your credibility some.
::BITES!::
Not-Dude
Um... yeah... wow - If the Creator understands the Creature and humans do not understand the Creature then does that mean the Creature does not believe herself to be human?


Thank you rpanoncomm for giving links to the older BRPS posts!

"I do not have a blacklist. If you think I do, *show it to me*"
"This kingdom, I predict, shall not last long."
"The gods' gift to RP is Mutual Cooperation, Open Mindedness, Decent English Skill (without netspeak or going Charles Dickens/Hemingway). - Is it scary that she can say something like that with a straight face? Yes, yes, it is.


RP Terms
-Mun = Mundane aka the player
-Muse = Character or creation
-Canon puncture = One character telling another character that they're fictional
EX: Your character is playing opposite Harry Potter and your character tells Potter how you've read all his books and seen all his movies.
-AU = Alternate Universe
-OC = Original Character
-OOC = Out of character
-IC = In character



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[info]kenovay
2010-12-14 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Volcanflamberg is unbelievably annoying.

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(no subject) - [info]goblin, 2010-12-14 04:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2010-12-15 07:44 am UTC

[info]yattara
2010-12-14 04:14 pm UTC (link)
I've seen him before. At least, his userpics seem familiar. Can't place quite where from, though.

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(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2010-12-14 04:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2010-12-14 04:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2010-12-14 04:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2010-12-14 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2010-12-14 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-12-14 10:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chikane, 2010-12-15 08:26 am UTC

[info]bemysty
2010-12-14 04:20 pm UTC (link)
So THAT's what that post on BMS was! I got five lines in, scrolled down a bit and then decided spontaneously to not give a fuck due to incoherence and teal deer of the highest most obvious quality.

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(no subject) - [info]coffeebun, 2010-12-14 04:26 pm UTC

[info]gerorin
2010-12-14 04:26 pm UTC (link)
There's much tl;dr! much tl;dr!

But seriously, is [Bad username: volcanflamberg"] a sock? Cause they're tl;dr all over the place, too.

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(no subject) - [info]chikane, 2010-12-14 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2010-12-14 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]northen_light36, 2010-12-14 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]varethane, 2010-12-15 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2010-12-15 11:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]folledesmots, 2010-12-15 06:50 am UTC

[info]miraba
2010-12-14 04:43 pm UTC (link)
*wipes tear away*
I don't even have to dive into the comments to know this is glorious.

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(no subject) - [info]neuronin, 2010-12-15 02:47 am UTC
...and... they've done this before!
[info]gerorin
2010-12-14 04:44 pm UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/6935974.html

tl;dr-ing, complete with thoughts on yaoi, even!

This duo need a name, methinks.

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Re: ...and... they've done this before! - [info]gerorin, 2010-12-14 04:47 pm UTC
Re: ...and... they've done this before! - [info]duraniedrama, 2010-12-15 03:19 pm UTC
Re: ...and... they've done this before! - [info]iris, 2010-12-14 07:18 pm UTC

[info]harrylovesron
2010-12-14 04:48 pm UTC (link)
I saw the bad_mods_suck post when it was linked on rpanoncomm. Oh, this is amazing. What a case of special snowflake syndrome.

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You are unfamiliar then with the branches of science which deal specifiably with Psychic phenomena. - [info]goblin, 2010-12-14 04:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2010-12-14 05:02 pm UTC
Re: You are unfamiliar then with the branches of science which deal specifiably with Psychic phenome - [info]beccastareyes, 2010-12-14 06:02 pm UTC
Re: You are unfamiliar then with the branches of science which deal specifiably with Psychic phenome - [info]kitt_in_socks, 2010-12-14 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nightingale, 2010-12-14 09:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitt_in_socks, 2010-12-14 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nightingale, 2010-12-14 09:55 pm UTC
Re: You are unfamiliar then with the branches of science which deal specifiably with Psychic phenome - [info]mochibuni, 2010-12-15 02:50 am UTC
Re: You are unfamiliar then with the branches of science which deal specifiably with Psychic phenome - [info]tachikoma01, 2010-12-15 08:18 pm UTC
Re: You are unfamiliar then with the branches of science which deal specifiably with Psychic phenome - tetradecimal, 2010-12-19 02:48 pm UTC
Re: You are unfamiliar then with the branches of science which deal specifiably with Psychic phenome - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-12-20 04:29 pm UTC

tetradecimal
2010-12-14 04:54 pm UTC (link)
I cannot and do not play canons. Do not ask.

Not since the Pachelbel debacle of '07. NEVAR AGAIN

Class | Known Occupation/s: Student, Cook, Healer, Warrior

Author, dreamweaver, visionary -- plus actor.

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(no subject) - [info]goblin, 2010-12-14 04:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2010-12-14 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]neuronin, 2010-12-15 02:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_penguin, 2010-12-15 04:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tachikoma01, 2010-12-15 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]imp, 2010-12-15 11:42 pm UTC
Did someone say "Pachebel"?! - [info]cygnia, 2010-12-14 06:01 pm UTC
Re: Did someone say "Pachebel"?! - [info]sgaana, 2010-12-14 08:11 pm UTC
Re: Did someone say "Pachebel"?! - [info]visp, 2010-12-14 11:32 pm UTC
Re: Did someone say "Pachebel"?! - [info]visp, 2010-12-15 04:11 am UTC
Re: Did someone say "Pachebel"?! - [info]squeakytoy, 2010-12-15 12:50 am UTC
Re: Did someone say "Pachebel"?! - [info]cygnia, 2010-12-15 01:33 am UTC
Re: Did someone say "Pachebel"?! - [info]squeakytoy, 2010-12-15 02:45 am UTC
Re: Did someone say "Pachebel"?! - [info]varethane, 2010-12-15 05:27 am UTC
Re: Did someone say "Pachebel"?! - [info]puipui, 2010-12-16 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]daisymay79, 2010-12-14 07:49 pm UTC

[info]ladyophelia14
2010-12-14 05:06 pm UTC (link)
It must be nice to have a good friend like Volcanflamberg to alays show up when people start to dosagree with you and who is willing to defend you in the most pompous, pedantic, and condescending way imaginable.

They're like Bert and Ernie, or Thelma and Louise, or... I know! Me, Myself, and I!

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(no subject) - [info]ladyophelia14, 2010-12-14 05:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]twinno, 2010-12-14 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2010-12-14 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2010-12-15 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2010-12-15 07:53 am UTC
They aren't half bad!" "Nope, they're all bad." - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2010-12-15 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2010-12-16 06:37 pm UTC

[info]shinysandals
2010-12-14 05:17 pm UTC (link)
I only got through about half of that before my eyes started to glaze over. I'm still not sure what I was reading.

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(no subject) - [info]quantumreality, 2010-12-14 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinysandals, 2010-12-14 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quantumreality, 2010-12-14 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinysandals, 2010-12-14 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2010-12-17 11:35 pm UTC

[info]sockpuppeteer
2010-12-14 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Just Wow.

Volcanflamberg can I see you at Camera 3?



Dude (if you are a dude and I be a doubter on that one),

I know that things are different in your world. You have made that very clear. And that words mean what you want them to mean esp. if you edit the dictionary definition.

But in no realm are you a mediator in any of this. For starters Both parties have to agree to both Moderation and the Moderator before that person is dubbed such. You are, at best, an advocate and you are not helping your client at all.

By someone who has spent entirely too much of their lives at Union negotiation tables.

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(no subject) - [info]quantumreality, 2010-12-14 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-12-16 01:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doire, 2010-12-16 02:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-12-16 04:00 pm UTC

[info]thoms
2010-12-14 05:40 pm UTC (link)
I got to maybe the second email before I started humming Good King Wenceslas and my eyes started to do this spinny thing.

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[info]misswitch
2010-12-14 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I cannot get past how very, very creepy those user icons and "portrait" are. It's like a demon staring into my very soul.

*shudders*

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(no subject) - [info]veneotaqueen, 2010-12-14 09:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2010-12-14 09:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyan_aura, 2010-12-14 09:38 pm UTC

[info]kumquat_of_doom
2010-12-14 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Wait, this thing speaks Welsh? That's a new one, at least for an OC.

I just wish I spoke more of it myself, because I will be amazed if said Welsh isn't deliciously full of errors.

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(no subject) - [info]chikane, 2010-12-14 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2010-12-14 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinysandals, 2010-12-14 06:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2010-12-14 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinysandals, 2010-12-14 07:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yoritomo_reiko, 2010-12-14 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]neuronin, 2010-12-15 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2010-12-15 11:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yoritomo_reiko, 2010-12-15 01:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2010-12-15 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yoritomo_reiko, 2010-12-15 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2010-12-15 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yoritomo_reiko, 2010-12-15 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2010-12-22 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yoritomo_reiko, 2010-12-22 01:34 am UTC

[info]tequilaghost
2010-12-14 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh, jeez.

Just marry him on the astral plane already.

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2010-12-14 05:58 pm UTC (link)
She really needs to get used to playing by/with herself, then.
It seems she's already got some practice at that.

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[info]kumquat_of_doom
2010-12-14 05:59 pm UTC (link)
I THINK WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED, GUYS.

Looks like the player is locking down. Grab caps while you can!

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(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2010-12-14 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goblin, 2010-12-14 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2010-12-14 06:42 pm UTC

[info]jkefka
2010-12-14 06:07 pm UTC (link)
None of this (the previous game interaction or powers) were mentioned on character's app when they joined the game.

Because clearly character is such a well-known and liked hero of RPs everywhere these things are just well-known.

Also, are we sure the azure horse-monkey thing isn't just a poorly rendered teal deer? Because...yeah.

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[info]alcesx2
2010-12-14 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Those user icons are. . . special.


I'm going to go wander off to the broom closet until I can compse myself.

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[info]nightingale
2010-12-14 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh, look! The sock Mediator popped up again on the BRPS post... accusing everyone else in the BMS post of being immature and irrational, no less.

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2010-12-14 07:17 pm UTC

[info]ardath_rekha
2010-12-14 07:15 pm UTC (link)
After reading that profile, I can't imagine why she's not being swarmed with game invitations. *eyeroll*

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[info]kumquat_of_doom
2010-12-14 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Man, I'm reading through more of this (I should be working on my dissertation) and that is some terrible sockpuppeting going on there. Msscribe would be ashamed.

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(no subject) - [info]staroverthebay, 2010-12-15 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2010-12-15 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]grenadeofbees, 2010-12-16 12:53 pm UTC

[info]seca
2010-12-14 07:26 pm UTC (link)
I had to quit reading the tl;dr about half way through as it got too confusing where the different e-mails began and ended. That and the pretentious use of mundane, 'cause it's usually the person using the word in that way that's boring not the rest of the world.

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[info]hilohello
2010-12-14 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit.

That just...wow. Who plays the same character for eleven years? In more than one game?

I mean, I could understand having the same basic idea and just tweaking it to fit new settings, but. I think my brain broke.

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(no subject) - [info]hilohello, 2010-12-14 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quantumreality, 2010-12-14 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2010-12-14 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sistercoyote, 2010-12-14 11:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hilohello, 2010-12-14 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2010-12-15 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eiviiaru, 2010-12-15 05:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shylu, 2010-12-15 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slwatson, 2010-12-15 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tachikoma01, 2010-12-15 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2010-12-15 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]imp, 2010-12-15 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]grenadeofbees, 2010-12-16 12:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlebittysami, 2010-12-16 11:25 pm UTC

[info]thoms
2010-12-14 07:35 pm UTC (link)
From the BRPS post: And the White Knight of Douchebagia rides to the rescue! *blows a trumpet*

I love this so much.

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(no subject) - [info]cyan_aura, 2010-12-14 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2010-12-14 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyan_aura, 2010-12-17 09:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]a_mae_zing, 2010-12-15 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2010-12-15 08:30 pm UTC


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