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Maria ([info]ladyofviolets) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2011-01-15 21:26:00


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Entry tags:fandom: bleach, shipping is very serious business

HDU, WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ANTI-ULQUIHIME CLUB WAAAAH!
Well well, seems it has been a while since the last time Bleach wank has been posted here! Here's one that may be small and kinda silly when compared to others, but it's still tasty.


Ulquihime shipper finds an Anti-Ulquihime fanclub on the internet and writes a butthurt blog entry on Deviantart about it:

"= 3 IF any anti-fans out there is reading this, you can throw all your arguments at me , it would be a pleasure to respond to them. I'm not some crazy Ulquihime fans like you think we are ; )

; D like my dear friend said : BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!"



So of course, people bring it on.


- "I never laughted so hard in my life!!! The're reasons for haiting this pairing is because there aren't any smochy wocky scenes in the freaking anime! I mean If in the anime or manga Ulquiorra would have accted different then all those haiters will be like waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh their so cute!!!"

- "purposely waited for her to blast a hole in him?
IF you check the deeper meaning behind that action ( which a good writer always put in) he did this to show Orihime to not always put her hope on her "knight in shining armor" to not always rely on others and to see life with a sense of reality, simply in his own way.

and I don't see how tearing Uryuu's arm off was torturing her XD ( i call that self-defense?)"


- "I found it's very rude to bash the fans instead of the pairing. And YES, I read some of your bashing posts refer to all Ulquihime fans, that means me included. Well, it is wrong to like something that you don't like?

This just make your fandom looks bad and rude. I do have some Ichihime friends and they are all nice. I won't lose them just because some of fans in the fandom are 'rude'.

P/S How can they talk like that about Debbie, Hinodeh and Yulieana? They are AWESOME ! (well, Yulie maybe is kinda bit over sometimes but hey, at least she's funny and I just love her humor and her LOGIC)"


- I agree, Orihime is quite frustrating as an brainfart, that my friend is why i didn't like her as much until she finally was put through something for her to get through on her own, maybe with a little help of ulquiorra with his persistent, clueless words in the beginning.

Indeed, Orihime does seem kind of clingy to Ichigo even though he clearly has those feelings for rukia... but Orihime is also the kind of person who even though something like that goes against her wishes it isn't going to stop her from trying to be a good friend.
Orihime could be doing all of htis air head nonsense on purpose for the fact that she may not want ichigo to worry so much? idk, again I am really brain dead right now.


But she just won't stop there! She HAS to let the world know how hurt she is!

... Yes, everyone MUST knoooooow...

And she swears she didn't go into the FC willingly. She just googled it. RLY.

*sheakes head* For someone who claims "live and let live! ship and let ship!", that's quite the amount of butthurt. Thoughts, dear F_W?



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[info]eevee
2011-01-16 01:56 am UTC (link)
"Look how much I don't care", pulling the illness card, heds being pastede on yey... I think I have a bingo here!

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2011-01-16 03:47 am UTC (link)
Your link is broken — where are the pastede heds?

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Whoops, wrong comment - [info]ladyofviolets, 2011-01-17 03:56 pm UTC

[info]schoenschoen
2011-01-16 02:00 am UTC (link)
I just keep looking at that and going "Yulie and Hinodeh are people worth defending? Really?" Never mind that this girl's sense of humor must be broken if she finds Yulie funny in anything other than an ironic sort of way.

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[info]eldritch
2011-01-16 02:10 am UTC (link)
well, Yulie maybe is kinda bit over sometimes but hey, at least she's funny and I just love her humor and her LOGIC

I just love her humor and her LOGIC

her LOGIC

LOGIC

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[info]qem_chibati
2011-01-16 04:23 am UTC (link)
Well she never said it was Earth Logic!

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2011-01-16 07:18 am UTC (link)
Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.

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[info]bobafeis
2011-01-16 09:54 am UTC (link)
That's gotta be some form of sarcasm or irony there, right? Right?

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[info]alexa
2011-01-16 02:22 am UTC (link)
there aren't any smochy wocky scenes in the freaking anime!
Is that... is that a typo? What's going on?

Countdown till Yulieana surfaces... bonus if she sets up a dA account!

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[info]schoenschoen
2011-01-16 03:05 am UTC (link)
I keep reading that as "Smocky Wocky".

I want to refer to all kissy-type-things as Smocky Wocky from now on.

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[info]tachikoma01
2011-01-16 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Better than a smoochie Wookie. Takes three washes to get the smell off.

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[info]guilty_as_sin
2011-01-16 02:54 am UTC (link)
Well this is a refreshing change from the usual Bleach wank: less literary pretentiousness in the posts, more grammatical errors, but with the same amount of delusional tin-hattery. It's kind of like a palate cleanser between Bleachness wanks.

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2011-01-16 03:46 am UTC (link)
And Yulieana even made her requisite appearance! Albeit in a Cassandra-Clare-Is-Everywhere-ish sense.

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[info]varethane
2011-01-16 03:08 am UTC (link)
XD pardon me? XD I'm both an orihime fan and a ulquiorra fan , thank you! XD I like them both individually and as a whole XD

XD XD XD XD XD

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2011-01-16 03:44 am UTC (link)
"As a whole"? I'm suddenly imagining Orihime and Ukelala doing that fusion thing from DBZ. The result would be some kind of big-titted emo clown.

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[info]rowsdower
2011-01-16 03:08 am UTC (link)
This wanker is glorious in that she gave me two double-take moments.

When I first tried to read her screed, I thought, "Ah, geez, this person sounds 14 at the oldest. This wank is probably gonna be pulled once her real age is revea-"

She's 19.

O-okay. Uh. Ah, got it. Maybe English is a very late second language! Maybe she's pretty far out from regular English-speaking territory, and she only just received exposure to it in secondary schoo-

She's Canadian.

Oh. ... Huh.

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[info]seca
2011-01-16 04:46 am UTC (link)
She could be from Quebec?

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[info]sarajayechan
2011-01-16 03:08 am UTC (link)
Indeed, Orihime does seem kind of clingy to Ichigo even though he clearly has those feelings for rukia.

Why do I get a hilarious "playing mommy" vibe from these shippers? You know how when a kid wants to play with a toy someone else has? "NO! Bad girl, Orihime, BAD! Ichigo is RUKIA'S boytoy, get your sticky little hands off him! Here, go play with Ulquiorra."

Except in this case no one is actually playing with the toy, which makes it a special brand of stupid.

And holy shit, that news article is so full of BAWWWW. XD

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2011-01-16 03:42 am UTC (link)
I also had to laugh at the "he clearly has those feelings for Rukia" bit. What is clear is that Ichigo is a clueless Chaste Hero who's far more interested in waving big swords around than he is in noticing that girls exist. Also this is a shonen series, which means no romance.

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2011-01-16 03:37 am UTC (link)
maybe with a little help of ulquiorra with his persistent, clueless words

Er... I don't think that was the word you were looking for, babe.

Orihime is quite frustrating as an brainfart

Not as frustrating as watching you mangle the English language. It's beginning to give me an headache!

IF you check the deeper meaning behind that action ( which a good writer always put in)

I'm sorry, my brain kind of shut down when she implied that Tite Kubo was a good writer.

And a from a comment:

when it comes to the pairings i ship, i look for the deeper, hidden meanings (which writers put in ALL THE TIME) in the character's words and actions.

So the Harmonians and Zutarians are in Bleach fandom now?

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[info]seca
2011-01-16 05:27 am UTC (link)
I agree, Orihime is quite frustrating as an brainfart, that my friend is why i didn't like her as much until she finally was put through something for her to get through on her own...

This part bugs me so much seeing as the first story that centered around Orihime was about how she had to come to grips about the death of her brother, the only family she had ever known, and had done so on her own. And even then the way she dealt with the Hollow version of her brother was on her own accord and it was with her help that Ichigo was able to purify him not the other way around.

/thoughts on Orihime

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[info]kuromitsu
2011-01-16 12:15 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I don't like bashing either, but seriously...

IF you check the deeper meaning behind that action ( which a good writer always put in)

Emphasis on "good writer." We're talking about Kubo Tite.

he did this to show Orihime to not always put her hope on her "knight in shining armor" to not always rely on others and to see life with a sense of reality, simply in his own way.

I'll never ever get over this. Where are they getting this from? Have I read the wrong manga or something? (Why would've Ulq wanted to do that, anyway? Why would've he even cared at all?)

Yet again I'm apparently interrogating the text from the wrong perspective...

P/S How can they talk like that about Debbie, Hinodeh and Yulieana? They are AWESOME ! (well, Yulie maybe is kinda bit over sometimes but hey, at least she's funny and I just love her humor and her LOGIC)

ESPECIALLY HER LOGIC. That's her strongest point! Well that and her humor.

Somehow I find it infinitely amusing that she first chides fans for bashing her ship and and its fans, and then in turn praises those who are infamous for bashing another ship and its fans.

Indeed, Orihime does seem kind of clingy to Ichigo even though he clearly has those feelings for rukia...

How dare she talk to him when he clearly has those feelings for Rukia! Bad, clingy girl! Never talk to a guy who may or may not like a girl that is not you! ('cause that's pretty much the extent of her being "clingy"...)

And again with that "clearly"... Now I wonder if there's a special edition of Bleach written specially for people who have their shipping goggles permanently attached to their head...

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[info]xero_sky
2011-01-17 03:03 am UTC (link)
My thoughts are that I still can't stand Orihime, Rukia should get more page time, and Ichigo will ultimately end up with a waifu pillow of his hollow.

I'm probably over-sharing again.

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[info]mcity
2011-01-17 05:39 am UTC (link)
>Ulquihime

I'm not sure how it's possible to wank when the name of what you're wanking over sounds ridiculous. It'd be like having a UN Meeting about whether they should intervene in a conflict in Fartistan.

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[info]gabzillaz
2011-01-17 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Woah o_o

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[info]sir_hellsing
2011-01-25 05:02 am UTC (link)
Meh. I think anti clubs are a dumb waste of time that could be used for pr0nz or fluff fic/art/graphics/rps...

But this is overreaction.

/saves all the pretty pictures in the news page.

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