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	tetradecimal 2011-03-11 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	I keep thinking we're talking about a 110+ chapter He-Man fanfiction. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2011-03-11 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Prince Adam lurking outside Teela's window... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	uldihaa 2011-03-11 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Man-at-Arms catches him trying to peek into his daughter's room... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2011-03-12 12:09 am UTC (link)
	I think that fic would end very quickly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	uldihaa 2011-03-12 02:09 am UTC (link)
	A point. So instead Adam oils the hinges, sneaks into her room, and watches her while she sleeps? This is Twilight fandom, after all. Though, unlike Bella, Teela would rip his dangly bits off if she caught him, Prince or not. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mister_terrific 2011-03-12 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Nah, Adam jumps Skeletor's bones. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2011-03-12 03:55 am UTC (link)
	I lol'd. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	commathulhu 2011-03-12 06:08 am UTC (link)
	But then there'd be snuggling afterwards, because this is a BDSM schmoop fic. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	paladin 2011-03-12 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	He-Man finally conquers Snake Mountain? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2011-03-13 01:50 am UTC (link)
	or vice versa, it's hard to say. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2011-03-12 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh, good. Not just me then. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	alcesx2 2011-03-12 01:32 am UTC (link)
	My first thought too and I was about to pop someone upside the head. He-man was my first fandom and therefore the most sacred in my world. I don't feel like being scarred for life. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Keep out of Weeping_Cock, then. It's Rape your Childhood week over there. astrothsknot@lj (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ridureyu 2011-03-13 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	I keep imagining He-Man reading Edward Cullen's lines. And part of me has died inside. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	trinity_destler 2011-03-13 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	That actor could totally get away with it. My He-Man exposure is limited, but I managed to hear him say some shit no one should be able to say with that much conviction. ... Unless one is Adam West, I suppose. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ridureyu
2011-03-13 10:28 pm UTC (link)

"I am Adam. Prince of Eternia and keeper of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer, my 'fearless' friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said... By the power of Greyskull! I... have... the POOOOOWEEEEEEER! Cringer became the Mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe. Only a few others share this secret... Our friends: The Sorceress, Man-At-Arms and Orko. Together we watch you sleep at night because we're addicted to your blood, Bella. I'm going to eat your afterbirth."

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	tachikoma01 2011-03-14 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	I approve of this comment. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	romana03 2012-07-02 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Fabulous. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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