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reovu ([info]reovu) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2011-03-27 17:17:00


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Entry tags:fandom_wank's thoughts on yaoi, movie wank, omg mock people mock, reviews, stop sharing your thoughts

small but interesting
So Sucker Punch came out this weekend and not only did it Fail To Impress, But it also Didn't perform as expected

People give their thoughts around the internet. Most people hated it along with a very vocal few who liked it.

HOWEVER, being a Zack Snyder movie... This shit blows up over at the Spill community.

For those of you who don't know: Spill.com is an internet based film review community (that recently expanded to video games) that gives podcasts and animated film reviews.

So as usual, a review is posted (review in bad taste with rape, skip if you wish )

Usually reviews get a fair amount of comments within their weekly film reviews. But for some reason this weekend SHIT BLOWS UP about this movie giving heated debates on Why this is a bad movie and you are bad for liking it; or you need to calm down and have a good time.

And it all starts here (I posted the link from page 45 since that's where it all started. you may have to go a few pages down until the wanky stuff finally gets started)

If you're not in the mood to read ALL of the mess here is a breakdown of the community:

. Spill members hate Zack Snyder
. Film Causes debate because his name is on it
. Usually in the community everybody likes to automatically agree with the critics despite not having seen said movie for themselves
. Debates are caused on OMG THE FILM INDUSTRY IS COLLAPSING NOW11!!11, stop liking what I don't like, why Zack Snyder is the devil.. the works.
. Comments criticizing the reviewers on WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM THE TRAILER? OMG YOU'RE SO UPTIGHT

Oh and there was also a cute little side wank about the audio podcasts being too long


note:I edited the entry to fix a link and tags and warning suggested by commentor (thanks) 



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Re: Spoilers from here on then, I guess! Proceed with caution!
[info]reovu
2011-03-29 02:25 am UTC (link)
not really all that related, but it's kinda fascinating how even though the movie is regarded as really poor plot wise.. it still manages to make you think anyways haha. I thought the whole plot was a mess but these discussions still make me think.

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[info]ridureyu
2011-03-29 02:35 am UTC (link)
But everything can make you think.

I mean... Super Mario Brothers makes me think. Does the princess let herself be captured? Is she really having an affair with Bowser, and playing Mario for a fool? And what role does Luigi have to play in all this? I NEED ANSWERS!

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[info]lilychan
2011-03-29 02:36 am UTC (link)
IS SHE IN THE OTHER CASTLE OR NOT?

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[info]ridureyu
2011-03-29 02:37 am UTC (link)
AND WHO ARE THOSE MYSTERIOUS MUSHROOM MEN?

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[info]reovu
2011-03-29 02:39 am UTC (link)
AND WHY DO PEOPLE EXPLODE INTO COINS? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ANATOMICALLY?

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[info]ridureyu
2011-03-29 02:41 am UTC (link)
AND WHY, OH WHY, DOES MARIO WEAR A TANOOKI SUIT?

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[info]aruru
2011-03-29 04:49 am UTC (link)
AND WHY DOES THE TANOOKI SUIT HAVE NO GIANT BALLS, LIKE IN EVERY OTHER JAPANESE DEPICTION ABOUT THE CRITTER?

GODDAMN YOU, MIYAMOTO, I'M YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PLAY IT SAFE, BUT DON'T CONFUSE YOUR AUDIENCE BY BEING DISHONEST ABOUT THIS!

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[info]ridureyu
2011-03-29 05:00 am UTC (link)
AND WHY DOESN'T MARIO USE THEM AS AN UMBRELLA?

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[info]reovu
2011-03-29 04:53 am UTC (link)
I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY A DINOSAUR OWNS A CASTLE

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[info]ridureyu
2011-03-29 05:26 am UTC (link)
EIGHT CASTLES. WHY DOES HE OWN EIGHT? WAS ONE JUST NOT ENOUGH?

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[info]lilychan
2011-03-29 02:42 am UTC (link)
AND WHY DO THE KOOPAS KEEPING SAYING "BIG BROTHER"? (fun fact: the way they make that sound is actually Chinese for older brother)

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[info]ridureyu
2011-03-29 02:43 am UTC (link)
AND WHY DO THEY LEAVE THEIR SHELLS? TURTLES CAN'T LEAVE THEIR SHELLS! ARE THEY EVEN TURTLES?

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[info]wankaholic
2011-03-29 03:41 am UTC (link)
I'll just leave this here.

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[info]ridureyu
2011-03-29 04:05 am UTC (link)
I see that, and I'll raise you one http://www.pressstarttoplay.net/comic/?cid=24

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[info]wankaholic
2011-03-29 04:13 am UTC (link)
That's great. :D

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[info]ridureyu
2011-03-29 04:16 am UTC (link)
"You monster!"

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[info]reovu
2011-03-29 04:51 am UTC (link)
by the way: I realize now how stupid my comment was but I'm glad this was the outcome

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[info]ridureyu
2011-03-29 05:01 am UTC (link)
Screaming about the Mysteries of Mario is always preferable to causing more wank, right?

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[info]reovu
2011-03-29 05:04 am UTC (link)
as always

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[info]ridureyu
2011-03-29 05:27 am UTC (link)
Next Up: Mysteries of Pac-Man



DOES THE GHOST MAZE EVER END? IS THIS HELL?

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[info]m_butterfly
2011-03-30 12:27 am UTC (link)
No, Pengo is Hell. Pac-Man at least has some variety; Pengo is just an endless sameness of chasing Snowbees and frozen wastelands from which you can never escape, and the knowledge that sooner or later, no matter how you run, the Snowbees will get you, oh yes. The Snowbees will get you.

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[info]ridureyu
2011-03-30 12:33 am UTC (link)
In Robotron 2084, the last human family will die. You cannot stop it from happening, only delay it.

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[info]beejium
2011-03-29 05:40 am UTC (link)
Oh geez, thanks for reminding me of this picture I found last night. http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/074/943/original/1284242093166.jpg?1286074838

Internet! *shakes fist*

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Re: Spoilers from here on then, I guess! Proceed with caution!
[info]ridureyu
2011-03-29 05:47 am UTC (link)
Dude, that's fucked up.

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