Fresh Jhonen Vasquez wank! Two for a dolla!
Allison sez: All you posers who buy your comics/shirts/whatever at Hot Topic aren't supporting Jhonen! Go to Slavelabor.com, you ungrateful fucks!

Fans respond with....

So, um, care to be less of a condescending asswipe, mayhap?
the ever popular: But they're so hard to find, and not all of us have credit caaaaards!
my personal favorite: Aw, you poor hate-filled teenager you. It's okay, I hated the world when I was sixteen, too.

....and much, much more!

(Though, personally, I'm just incredibly disturbed that this Allison person has been reading Johnny the Homicidal Maniac since she was in third grade. Erm, parents? Where were you during this time?)