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twinno ([info]twinno) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2011-08-29 20:45:00


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Entry tags:books/authors, person: neo_prodigy, reviews

What's worse than getting a negative review on Amazon?
Getting caught leaving a positive review under a sockpuppet, of course!

Author Dennis R. Upkin Jr. reviews his own book under a sock account and is outed by Amazon.com's credit card verification system. ETA: Review's been removed, but here's a screencap from the [info]sf_drama post.

Copy and pasted text of the four star review, left by "Roz Torres":

I heard about this novel on an online podcast and after constantly forgetting to pick up the book, I finally got a copy and read it.

The story is intense. It's got a lot going on. With the paranormal elements and the real world commentary. Upkins pulls no punches tackling racism and homophobia, but really surprised me was the interesting cast of women. I loved Ruby and Cassidy and it was nice to see women of color be shown in a light you rarely see. But my favorite character hands down was Neely. I wish there were more characters like her in the media. And I say this as a fellow bisexual woman. The little representation we have, most of it isn't good. Good story. And I'll definitely re-read again to see what I missed the first time.


ETA 2: Dennis R. Upkins, Jr. is also known as [info]neo_prodigy on livejournal, and is known for wankiness already. (Link goes to [info]unfunny_fandom.)

ETA 3: Someone on fail_fandomanon has pointed out that it is possible to get an Amazon-verified account with a phony name, although a "Rosalyn Torres" also left a positive rating on goodreads earlier this month (thanks for the link, [info]sakanagi). Also, while the Amazon review is gone, but the account that posted it is still up, so you can see the real name verification for yourself.



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[info]uldihaa
2011-08-30 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Then try to convince one of the extremely bored dedicated fanfic writers here to write it up as a story?

For BIG BIG PRIZES.

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[info]rosehiptea
2011-08-30 06:19 pm UTC (link)
The Ultimate Wanker of Ultimate Destiny?

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[info]issendai
2011-08-30 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Anne Rice in a bloodstained sweater.

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[info]notjo
2011-08-31 01:12 am UTC (link)
Remember that Anna Rice/LKH fic with the red pencil? Oh, those were the days.

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[info]stupid_fangirl
2011-08-30 06:57 pm UTC (link)
A wanking knight in shiny clad ass leather pants armor slayed wanking dragon with his [cannot think what to fill this part yet] and rescued his wanking princess out. They wanked together in their wedding and had happy wanking end.

... I can't help, sorry.

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[info]yomikoreadman
2011-08-30 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Chancery Stone was hopping around
Fandom Wank like a big playground
But for Neo_Prodigy that wouldn’t do
So he hit Chancery with a bad review
Chancery got pissed and began to attack
But Lady Sybilla’s writing made her fall back
So Lady Sybilla started Russet Noon Two
When Cassandra Claire came out of the blue

And she started copy-pasting Sybilla’s book
Then they both got suspended with an Upkin’s hook
But before he could make it all about him
Lee Goldberg dropped on a fanfic whim
And took anti-slash rant out from under his hat
And blew Neo away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of insults and he ran away
Because SVMaria came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Wanker of Ultimate Destiny
BNFs, fandom and flouncing as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Wanker of Ultimate Destiny

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[info]blue_penguin
2011-08-30 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Ahh, internet nostalgia!

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[info]ashes
2011-08-30 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Excuse me, but does it hurt to be that flawless?

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[info]cygnia
2011-08-31 01:13 am UTC (link)
*bows down and worships*

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[info]issendai
2011-08-31 04:47 am UTC (link)
Please have this cake made out of awesome. It's not a very large cake, but then, there wasn't much awesome left over after you got done absorbing all the awesome in the vicinity.

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[info]rosehiptea
2011-08-31 05:51 am UTC (link)
That is wonderful. But with a username like that, I should have figured you were awesome.

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[info]rowanberries
2011-08-31 11:53 am UTC (link)
GLORY.

:D

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[info]lainey
2011-08-31 12:29 pm UTC (link)
This is wondrous and you, yomikoreadman, are a marvel!

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[info]twinno
2011-08-31 02:54 pm UTC (link)
Awesome.

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