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twinno ([info]twinno) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2011-08-29 20:45:00


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Entry tags:books/authors, person: neo_prodigy, reviews

What's worse than getting a negative review on Amazon?
Getting caught leaving a positive review under a sockpuppet, of course!

Author Dennis R. Upkin Jr. reviews his own book under a sock account and is outed by Amazon.com's credit card verification system. ETA: Review's been removed, but here's a screencap from the [info]sf_drama post.

Copy and pasted text of the four star review, left by "Roz Torres":

I heard about this novel on an online podcast and after constantly forgetting to pick up the book, I finally got a copy and read it.

The story is intense. It's got a lot going on. With the paranormal elements and the real world commentary. Upkins pulls no punches tackling racism and homophobia, but really surprised me was the interesting cast of women. I loved Ruby and Cassidy and it was nice to see women of color be shown in a light you rarely see. But my favorite character hands down was Neely. I wish there were more characters like her in the media. And I say this as a fellow bisexual woman. The little representation we have, most of it isn't good. Good story. And I'll definitely re-read again to see what I missed the first time.


ETA 2: Dennis R. Upkins, Jr. is also known as [info]neo_prodigy on livejournal, and is known for wankiness already. (Link goes to [info]unfunny_fandom.)

ETA 3: Someone on fail_fandomanon has pointed out that it is possible to get an Amazon-verified account with a phony name, although a "Rosalyn Torres" also left a positive rating on goodreads earlier this month (thanks for the link, [info]sakanagi). Also, while the Amazon review is gone, but the account that posted it is still up, so you can see the real name verification for yourself.



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[info]lasha
2011-08-30 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Is anyone else tempted to buy the book just to see if the reviews are accurate?

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2011-08-30 09:43 pm UTC (link)
not really, no.

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[info]sadisticferret
2011-08-30 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Can't say I am.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2011-08-30 11:45 pm UTC (link)
No, I try spend my money on things that will bring only happiness to the right people. Like me. For example: batman ice cube trays.

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[info]puipui
2011-08-30 11:47 pm UTC (link)
OMG BATMAN ICE CUBE TRAYS WANT. *wants*

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[info]sepiamagpie
2011-08-30 11:49 pm UTC (link)
I did not actually get that. I have to save money for my plan to assassinate Snacky visit Snacky next month. :(

But ohhhh they're tempting. I could make little Bat-jellos.

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(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2011-08-30 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2011-08-31 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2011-09-01 05:57 am UTC

[info]librarianmouse
2011-08-31 04:57 am UTC (link)
I need those! Also, the Tardis Lunchbox.

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[info]elektra3
2011-08-31 04:59 am UTC (link)
Or unicorn-shaped corn holders.

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[info]sistercoyote
2011-09-01 03:04 am UTC (link)
The plot for lemon-scented sticky bats grows...

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[info]dapperdinosaur
2011-08-31 12:21 am UTC (link)
If you're really curious there should be, I've heard, 80+ pages of the worst of it floating around the internet.

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Not really, with quotes like this.
[info]crysiana
2011-08-31 02:32 am UTC (link)
“You’re better than them,” said a voice behind me.
I spun on my heel to face the figure. Tall and muscular, if I had to guess, he was probably a quarterback. Sandy blond hair, sharp blue eyes, he wore a disarming smirk.

“I’m sorry?” I said.
“Cindy Robbins and Toni Marrett. Two of the most stuck up skanks at this school. I would know. I did them both in a hot tub last month.”


“They haven’t kicked you out of school, yet?” Phyllis asked.
“No, they’ve been too busy dealing with that gonorrhea outbreak of yours.”


“Alone in the room, my curiosity got the better of me. Besides, what harm was there in “casually” observing anything that might be on the desk? There were no pictures so I had no clue as to what this guy looked like. On his desk sat a sleek black laptop, various car and sports magazines and an assortment of classic literary novels as well as Shang Tzu’s The Art of War. Writer, philosopher, and legendary bad boy, he was going to be a handful.”


"We have practiced and gone over this material," Nolan said. "Chimpanzees can perform this with ease so I'm expecting the same from the lot of you. Let's not cause Mozart to roll over in his grave. Ms. Astin, get rid of that gum! And don't dare put it under you chair!"

"There's no trash can," she replied.

"Then do the same thing you do when you're with half of the football team," Nolan growled. "Swallow!"

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Re: Not really, with quotes like this.
[info]cmdr_zoom
2011-08-31 02:48 am UTC (link)
last quote there:

aaaand he's fired by the school board a week later.

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Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]crysiana, 2011-08-31 03:20 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]rosehiptea, 2011-08-31 05:46 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]eleutheria, 2011-08-31 06:14 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2011-09-01 06:35 pm UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this.
[info]amaresu
2011-08-31 02:49 am UTC (link)
“Alone in the room, my curiosity got the better of me. Besides, what harm was there in “casually” observing anything that might be on the desk? There were no pictures so I had no clue as to what this guy looked like. On his desk sat a sleek black laptop, various car and sports magazines and an assortment of classic literary novels as well as Shang Tzu’s The Art of War. Writer, philosopher, and legendary bad boy, he was going to be a handful.”

I am so confused by this quote. Who is the 'writer, philospher, and legendary bad boy'? The mysterious desk owner or SunShang Tzu? Because if it's the desk owner and they are legendary, why doesn't the narrator know what they look like? If it's SunShang Tzu, when did he become a legendary bad boy? It makes no sense! Also since The Art of War is not included in the collection of classics does this mean it's no longer a classic? Because I own the Barnes & Noble Classics Edition and I think someone should tell them this.

I don't even have words for how offensive the last quote is.

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Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]rganymede, 2011-08-31 03:18 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]crysiana, 2011-08-31 03:25 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]akedhi, 2011-08-31 03:54 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]crysiana, 2011-08-31 04:32 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]amaresu, 2011-08-31 04:45 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]amaresu, 2011-08-31 04:43 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]issendai, 2011-08-31 05:04 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]sandglass, 2011-08-31 06:01 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]issendai, 2011-08-31 03:58 pm UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]seanchaigirl, 2011-09-04 05:06 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]mmanurere, 2011-09-02 07:35 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]amaresu, 2011-08-31 04:22 pm UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]athersgeo, 2011-09-01 12:43 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]eleutheria, 2011-08-31 06:20 am UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]issendai, 2011-08-31 03:52 pm UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]ladyvyola, 2011-08-31 08:21 pm UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]iczer6, 2011-09-01 07:12 pm UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this.
[info]tehrin
2011-08-31 05:05 am UTC (link)
My brain defaulted into reading that in a 1940's World at War announcer voice to deal with how bad it is.

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Re: Not really, with quotes like this. - [info]zellieh, 2011-08-31 04:20 pm UTC
Re: Not really, with quotes like this.
[info]ridureyu
2011-08-31 05:33 am UTC (link)
I want to see a chimpanzee playing the piano.

And it HAS to be Mozart.

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Re: Not really, with quotes like this.
[info]sistercoyote
2011-09-01 03:06 am UTC (link)
His participles, they dangle.

Badly.

"Tall and muscular, if I had to guess..."

"Tall and muscular, if I had to guess..."

I'm sorry. sistercoyote's brain has gone offline. Please re-enter your query later.

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Re: Not really, with quotes like this.
[info]the_sun_is_up
2011-09-01 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Tall and muscular, if I had to guess, he was probably a quarterback. Sandy blond hair, sharp blue eyes, he wore a disarming smirk.

The commas! They cry out in agony!

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[info]beejium
2011-08-31 03:19 am UTC (link)
I could fill an entire post with "No"s and it still wouldn't be enough.

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[info]ekaterinv
2011-08-31 04:26 am UTC (link)
Let's see, do I want to give money to a man who thinks I, as a white woman, am basically not human?

I think the answer is no.

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[info]tehrin
2011-08-31 05:06 am UTC (link)
I don't think that book would even make good toilet paper.

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[info]ridureyu
2011-08-31 05:31 am UTC (link)
Nope. I'm too busy buying boxfuls of MUSCLEs.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/Ridureyu/figures/Musclemania.png

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[info]the__ivorytower
2011-08-31 03:23 pm UTC (link)
Don't give people this bad money. It just encourages them.

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[info]tofuknight
2011-08-31 06:22 pm UTC (link)
I keep parsing this comment as "don't give people this money-that-is-bad", like one is giving them Monopoly money, or drug money, or something.

I think my brain is trying to defend itself.

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(no subject) - [info]the__ivorytower, 2011-08-31 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2011-09-08 09:08 pm UTC

[info]teaqueenie
2011-08-31 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Library! Don't give this douche money.

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[info]sqbr
2011-09-01 04:09 pm UTC (link)
Thanks to the comment above I read this as "Don't give this money-that-is-douche-related".

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