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Jezebelle (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} dapperdinosaur) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2011-10-11 19:47:00 |
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Now for the story of two star crossed lovers...
... or so fandom seems to think. The lovers might disagree.
So, it’s been announced that Genevieve Padalecki is pregnant.
And the Supernatural fandom, naturally, loses it.
Like any rational fan, they question it:
“But why would she have to disappear the second she found out she was pregnant if everything is hunky dory normal?”
Speculate wildly:
“Or, maybe that's when Gen said she wanted out, and Dan came up with this great excuse for her to be out of the public eye for the next year while still contributing to the het parade.”
“If it's true my opinion of Jared is in the toilet. I still believe he's gay and in a relationship with Jensen. It's not possible for two guys to work as close as they do for almost 7 years and be as close friends as they are unless it's beyond friendship. Not possible. Not with HW egos.
But they don't need to bring kids into the mess to establish het cred. For God's sake he's not 30 yet. Most men in HW don't have kids till way into their 30s. I always thought Gen was a lesbian. Far out theory but maybe she's pregnant with a GF and will pass it off as Jared's.
“
And shout that Jared and Jensen are gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay:
“Well if this is true then I'm done. I've always been a good little hat and tried to understand why the guys had to do what they did, but to bring a baby into this? Nope not going to support that.”
“This. The only situation where bringing up babies would have been great is if they were out and adopting or having a surrogate mother for their own bbs.
Right now I am going through a variety of emotional stages, eventually I might be just disheartened by Jared. I am still overly convinced and sure he is gay and never got to do more to her that pecks and pets. So whatever.
But this makes me sick. I won't congratulate anything, I dont feel like I am 'happy' for him.
I hope it was a commune decision that involved Jensen. “
(This is kind of my favorite because I imagine Jared, Jensen and Gen sitting around having a serious discussion about whether or not Jared and his wife should have a baby.)
“If this is real, I'll have to hang up my hat. No, really. This may be what they want, but I hope that the boys aren't that big of assholes to bring an innocent child into this charade. So, I guess the marriages must be real.”
At one point, Violue shows up, laughs at some the crazy, defends Jared and Gen and... Somehow, she’s the bad guy.
There’s some conspiracy theory about their body guard.
Some highlights include:
“JESUS FUCK! Mini Moose? Ok, sorry but some of the het fan are WAY too invested in living a marriage through J/G or J/D!!! Now they want to say mini moose is Ok to call a child Jared might have? Some of these fans are f*ing creepy.
Look, Misha is possibly in a "different" and not so conventional relationship and often puts West on display to almost taunt fans or at least he has a fucked up sense of humor, and fans don't bat an eye. Hell, his wife wrote a book on how kinky they are and a kid seems fine in their little world.
For whatever reason, the J's (and if you have watched them and seen them for 7 years together and say they have an intimate or DIFFERENT, not the norm, connection you are blind) --can't/don't want to/don't feel they will be accepted/won't --share the hinkiness behind the strange going on's but still play the game. It WILL eventfully blow back and bite them in their collective asses which I really don't think anyone wanted to see. “
“It is actually somewhat conceivable maybe that maybe J2 wanted a baby and Gen's acting as a surrogate? In which case yay! J2 have been pretty happy lately.”
“I know what this is, it's the first step to the Js actually being honest about their relationship. Gen is pregnant by "them", she'll carry the baby to term, J/G and J/D will divorce, the Js will marry and raise the baby.
Okay, that's the way I'm going to look at it, cause otherwise I'm going into a depression. “
“Sippin' that truth tea~
I wonder if a lot of people who so vehemently foam at the mouth at the idea of people thinking the J's are gay are homophobic. Why else would it be such a big fucking deal what people believe about their sexuality? I can understand those who feel that the wife hate is unnecessary and I agree with that (some of the comments in here towards them ARE brutal and unnecessary) but damn, calling someone gay should not be considered an insult. It's like internalized homophobia people have and don't even realize it. “ (Missing the point like whoa).
"Perhaps he'll take principal care of the child like he seems to have done with her dog. Please let me stress I am in no way comparing a child with a dog."
Jared’s response?
And then he confirms!
spn_gossip explodes!
There’s flouncing:
“Bye SPN_Goss. It was nice while it lasted, but I'm out. I'll check in from time to time to see when Danneel gets preggers, but I'm officially out of this fantasy. Go forth with God peeps.”
Denial:
"Makes me think that this is her baby and not Jared's.
MTE. This has been my theory all along. GC got preggers from some dude (who knew she was straight, right?!), and Jared's forced to play daddy. Because really what were his choices? Divorce and abandon his wife while she's pregnant because she didn't follow the script? Yeah, don't think so. I don't think Jared would ever live that down. Plus, the dude gets major het cred, judging by the reaction of this comm!”
“What are you even saying? OVA didn't say that Jared fucked Gen and gave her a baby. That's YOUR fanfic.”
And, whatever this is:
“Well that's it I guess, I feel kind of numb, but this has taught me to not invest any more interest in actors to the level I did with J2. I still like the show and will watch until it ends but yeah I am pretty much done with any investment in Jared and Jensen as a couple. I hope they are happy with the decisions they have made but I don't think this is good for J2 and yes I am pretty positive there is or was a J2 but for me, my belief in them is over. I will stick around for the next couple of days fallout but if it gets too bad around here like when J/D got engaged i'll just quietly slip away... wow 3 years I was supportive through it all but now that's all gone :'( but I also actually feel free as well. I hope one day the Js will as well”
This is just the tip of the crazy iceburg.
WARNING: While most of the stuff at SPN_Gossip is funny, there are some gross misogynist things being said about Genevieve.
Edit: We've been spotted! Us horrible, crazy, deranged hets.
Revenge of the Edit: Stephanie Ware-Ackles (that one fan who claims she's married to Jensen) speaks out!
... or so fandom seems to think. The lovers might disagree.
So, it’s been announced that Genevieve Padalecki is pregnant.
And the Supernatural fandom, naturally, loses it.
Like any rational fan, they question it:
“But why would she have to disappear the second she found out she was pregnant if everything is hunky dory normal?”
Speculate wildly:
“Or, maybe that's when Gen said she wanted out, and Dan came up with this great excuse for her to be out of the public eye for the next year while still contributing to the het parade.”
“If it's true my opinion of Jared is in the toilet. I still believe he's gay and in a relationship with Jensen. It's not possible for two guys to work as close as they do for almost 7 years and be as close friends as they are unless it's beyond friendship. Not possible. Not with HW egos.
But they don't need to bring kids into the mess to establish het cred. For God's sake he's not 30 yet. Most men in HW don't have kids till way into their 30s. I always thought Gen was a lesbian. Far out theory but maybe she's pregnant with a GF and will pass it off as Jared's.
“
And shout that Jared and Jensen are gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay:
“Well if this is true then I'm done. I've always been a good little hat and tried to understand why the guys had to do what they did, but to bring a baby into this? Nope not going to support that.”
“This. The only situation where bringing up babies would have been great is if they were out and adopting or having a surrogate mother for their own bbs.
Right now I am going through a variety of emotional stages, eventually I might be just disheartened by Jared. I am still overly convinced and sure he is gay and never got to do more to her that pecks and pets. So whatever.
But this makes me sick. I won't congratulate anything, I dont feel like I am 'happy' for him.
I hope it was a commune decision that involved Jensen. “
(This is kind of my favorite because I imagine Jared, Jensen and Gen sitting around having a serious discussion about whether or not Jared and his wife should have a baby.)
“If this is real, I'll have to hang up my hat. No, really. This may be what they want, but I hope that the boys aren't that big of assholes to bring an innocent child into this charade. So, I guess the marriages must be real.”
At one point, Violue shows up, laughs at some the crazy, defends Jared and Gen and... Somehow, she’s the bad guy.
There’s some conspiracy theory about their body guard.
Some highlights include:
“JESUS FUCK! Mini Moose? Ok, sorry but some of the het fan are WAY too invested in living a marriage through J/G or J/D!!! Now they want to say mini moose is Ok to call a child Jared might have? Some of these fans are f*ing creepy.
Look, Misha is possibly in a "different" and not so conventional relationship and often puts West on display to almost taunt fans or at least he has a fucked up sense of humor, and fans don't bat an eye. Hell, his wife wrote a book on how kinky they are and a kid seems fine in their little world.
For whatever reason, the J's (and if you have watched them and seen them for 7 years together and say they have an intimate or DIFFERENT, not the norm, connection you are blind) --can't/don't want to/don't feel they will be accepted/won't --share the hinkiness behind the strange going on's but still play the game. It WILL eventfully blow back and bite them in their collective asses which I really don't think anyone wanted to see. “
“It is actually somewhat conceivable maybe that maybe J2 wanted a baby and Gen's acting as a surrogate? In which case yay! J2 have been pretty happy lately.”
“I know what this is, it's the first step to the Js actually being honest about their relationship. Gen is pregnant by "them", she'll carry the baby to term, J/G and J/D will divorce, the Js will marry and raise the baby.
Okay, that's the way I'm going to look at it, cause otherwise I'm going into a depression. “
“Sippin' that truth tea~
I wonder if a lot of people who so vehemently foam at the mouth at the idea of people thinking the J's are gay are homophobic. Why else would it be such a big fucking deal what people believe about their sexuality? I can understand those who feel that the wife hate is unnecessary and I agree with that (some of the comments in here towards them ARE brutal and unnecessary) but damn, calling someone gay should not be considered an insult. It's like internalized homophobia people have and don't even realize it. “ (Missing the point like whoa).
"Perhaps he'll take principal care of the child like he seems to have done with her dog. Please let me stress I am in no way comparing a child with a dog."
Jared’s response?
And then he confirms!
spn_gossip explodes!
There’s flouncing:
“Bye SPN_Goss. It was nice while it lasted, but I'm out. I'll check in from time to time to see when Danneel gets preggers, but I'm officially out of this fantasy. Go forth with God peeps.”
Denial:
"Makes me think that this is her baby and not Jared's.
MTE. This has been my theory all along. GC got preggers from some dude (who knew she was straight, right?!), and Jared's forced to play daddy. Because really what were his choices? Divorce and abandon his wife while she's pregnant because she didn't follow the script? Yeah, don't think so. I don't think Jared would ever live that down. Plus, the dude gets major het cred, judging by the reaction of this comm!”
“What are you even saying? OVA didn't say that Jared fucked Gen and gave her a baby. That's YOUR fanfic.”
And, whatever this is:
“Well that's it I guess, I feel kind of numb, but this has taught me to not invest any more interest in actors to the level I did with J2. I still like the show and will watch until it ends but yeah I am pretty much done with any investment in Jared and Jensen as a couple. I hope they are happy with the decisions they have made but I don't think this is good for J2 and yes I am pretty positive there is or was a J2 but for me, my belief in them is over. I will stick around for the next couple of days fallout but if it gets too bad around here like when J/D got engaged i'll just quietly slip away... wow 3 years I was supportive through it all but now that's all gone :'( but I also actually feel free as well. I hope one day the Js will as well”
This is just the tip of the crazy iceburg.
WARNING: While most of the stuff at SPN_Gossip is funny, there are some gross misogynist things being said about Genevieve.
Edit: We've been spotted! Us horrible, crazy, deranged hets.
Revenge of the Edit: Stephanie Ware-Ackles (that one fan who claims she's married to Jensen) speaks out!
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