More IMdB message board wank. Once again it's Alexander the Great, except this time the Oliver Stone version instead of the Luhrmann.

Person A: Was Alexander gay?
Person B: From what I've read *cites sources*, he loved Hepaestion above women.
Person C: You need to read some older stuff!! I'm Greek and we have to study this in school and there's no serious document that says he was "gay or bio-sexual" [direct quote] so don't be an undereducated moron blah blah blah, etc.

And then they mock each other's spelling, and there's Abraham Lincoln references (along the same lines that the anti-RPSers bring in the Nazi references) and lots of "yeah, well I studied at Oxford!", and then someone makes a post consisting of "Dear above: Eat me".

IMdB: Where you don't even have to look for the wank. It just spontaneously appears whenever someone might be gay.