"I understand that not every sentence should go on at length, but if you read anything I write, you'll note that, actually, no. They don't. Not without a reason. Not unlike Nabakov, sentences that I choose to make run at length are doing so for a purpose. A stylistic choice, if you will."

I get so much glee out of grammatical errors in rants about HDU MY WRITING IS PERFECT!!! Now I'm trying to imagine Nabokov-shaped sentences running around a track, all confused and lost.