So, it's official, they are never going to stop pretending to be straight, homophobic, misogynistic, good old Texas boys in incredibly unhealthy marriages to awful women.

Wait -- misogynistic? Does being married to a woman whom he enjoys fucking make a man, ipso facto, a misogynistic homophobe now? I know that being fucked by an attractive man to whom she is married makes a woman awful, of course.