Wow. After straining all my Bachelor's-degree-having brain cells, here's what I was able to glean from that original "article":

-Homestuck is popular
-Homestuck will be adapted into a film someday
-comedy is hard; death is easy
-Homestuck has a lot of themes and/or tropes
-themes include classical mythology, video games, and the convergence of TV and internet entertainment
-Homestuck seems like it would be really hard to make into a movie
-but they should still make one anyway
-Homestuck proves that "internet culture" exists and is not an oxymoron
-webcomics don't have to be funny, but Homestuck is
-Homestuck is the wave of the future!
-or maybe not, because it's pretty complex and incomprehensible
-but it could still be a movie! or not.

So I guess what he's saying is that Homestuck is a webcomic that exists and should be made into a movie. Not sure why that subject merited writing an article about it.