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ALL Air-Date Announcements Pertain to Sherlock (and If They Don't, You'd Better Apologize)
Wank and write up taken from the little mousey over at wank_report.

Tumblr user and Teen Wolf fan Heyysourwolf posts the air date for TW's third season. Unsurprisingly, she tags the post #s3 spoilers and--follow me closely, here--#teen wolf.

Sherlock fen, for no discernable reason whatever, assume that the post is regarding the air date for S3 of their show. Because no other show on TV anywhere is entering its third season, apparently. Or something.

Once they figure out that the post was not, in fact, about the return of the BBC series, Sherlock fen lose their shit.

Completely.

Sherlock fandom wants an apology RIGHT NOW, Heyysourwolf. A FORMAL apology. And we're going to berate you with misogynistic slurs and rant about how this is all your fault and how egregious it is that you should make yourself out to be the injured party and, above all, how immature you are, until we get it.

After all: "SOME OF US ARE EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE DO YOU EVEN FUCKING THINK BEFORE YOU POST? GOD I HOPE YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE TITS."*

* Probability that that particular entry is just somebody awesome trolling the shit out of the other anons with sarcasm: moderately high

EDIT: Aja has written an article about the wank for The Daily Dot.

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	surrexi 2013-02-24 08:50 am UTC (link)
	Every time Sherlock fandom does basically anything these days, I get more and more delighted that I now have Elementary to meet all of my modern!Holmes needs. (Reply to this)

	lied_ohne_worte 2013-02-24 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	And it's just a matter of time until they bleed over into Tolkien fandom. Even though we haven't actually seen Smaug's face or heard him speak, there is already Smaug/Bilbo fic (don't ask me, I haven't read it, the summaries were enough). (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sgaana 2013-02-24 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	There are already a number of "modern AU" Hobbit fics of various types in which Smaug is basically reincarnated as Smauglock. So far, the ones I've seen are more Bilbo/Thorin than Bilbo/Smaug, but common sense tells me there's got to be the latter already. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mad_teacup 2013-02-24 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	There's Smauglock. I'm so sorry. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lied_ohne_worte 2013-02-24 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	hugs her Tolkien books and starts rocking quietly in a corner (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2013-02-27 08:17 am UTC (link)
	Smaug running around solving mysteries would be pretty awesome. Of course all cases would end with FIRE so it'd get repetitive at times. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2013-02-24 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Never before this day have Holmes fans read Tolkien! NEVER! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lied_ohne_worte 2013-02-24 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	sigh I don't mean that - I read both as well. I mean people like those in the post. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2013-02-24 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Okay! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ekaterinv 2013-02-24 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	I think the Merry/Pippin tinhats can give these people a run for their money. (I can't be arsed to look up the actors' names.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lied_ohne_worte 2013-02-24 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh God, I'd forgotten about them, or the ones going on about the Merry/Frodo actors. Things calmed down so very nicely over the years. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sepiamagpie 2013-02-25 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	Those monsters. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kumquat_of_doom 2013-02-28 12:44 am UTC (link)
	God, IKR? Next, the fans will be drawing fan art. WILL THEIR DEPRAVITY NEVER END? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2013-02-28 12:55 am UTC (link)
	It sickens me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ekaterinv 2013-02-24 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Aja has written an article about the wank for The Daily Dot. This will end well! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	puipui 2013-02-25 07:07 am UTC (link)
	It always does! (For us.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kumquat_of_doom 2013-02-28 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Aja. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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