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at least no one's knotting, fandom: sherlock holmes, fandom: teen wolf, goddammit you guys be funnier!, misplaced anger, oh hurrah the daily dot, please mommy make it stop, reading comprehension whut?, too cool for school, tumblr is witchcraft, we fail at not being misogynists

ALL Air-Date Announcements Pertain to Sherlock (and If They Don't, You'd Better Apologize)
Wank and write up taken from the little mousey over at wank_report.

Tumblr user and Teen Wolf fan Heyysourwolf posts the air date for TW's third season. Unsurprisingly, she tags the post #s3 spoilers and--follow me closely, here--#teen wolf.

Sherlock fen, for no discernable reason whatever, assume that the post is regarding the air date for S3 of their show. Because no other show on TV anywhere is entering its third season, apparently. Or something.

Once they figure out that the post was not, in fact, about the return of the BBC series, Sherlock fen lose their shit.

Completely.

Sherlock fandom wants an apology RIGHT NOW, Heyysourwolf. A FORMAL apology. And we're going to berate you with misogynistic slurs and rant about how this is all your fault and how egregious it is that you should make yourself out to be the injured party and, above all, how immature you are, until we get it.

After all: "SOME OF US ARE EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE DO YOU EVEN FUCKING THINK BEFORE YOU POST? GOD I HOPE YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE TITS."*

* Probability that that particular entry is just somebody awesome trolling the shit out of the other anons with sarcasm: moderately high

EDIT: Aja has written an article about the wank for The Daily Dot.

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	kumquat_of_doom 2013-02-23 02:48 am UTC (link)
	nests continues to write Molly Hooper crossover femmeslash (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2013-02-23 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, crossover with who? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

kumquat_of_doom
2013-02-26 02:07 am UTC (link)

St Trinian's!

A while back, I wrote what I call the crossoverama, which is twenty fandoms crossed over with Sherlock as Mrs Hudson leads a band of badass old ladies in a campaign to bring down the remains of Moriarty's empire, kill Sebastian Moran and keep Sherlock and John alive.

The linking conceit of the fic is that they all went to St Trinian's together - because where else? - and Annabelle Fritton, who is the headmistress's niece in the new movies, is mentioned as being Molly's bodyguard. There was a deleted Molly/Annabelle scene in the labs which I had an idea for but couldn't fit in because it screwed up the format of the fic (which alternates between Mrs H's flat in Baker Street and Victoria from RED jetting round the world hunting Moran), and so I tried to write it separately as like a bonus scene.

Which, after about SIX FRIGGIN' MONTHS of writer's block, has become a fic approximately as long as its originator, and which I FINALLY finished last night! I just need to type up (I handwrite all my fics) and post and omgomgomg it is DONE and now I can start writing about Professor McGonagall and Neville Longbottom arresting Umbridge.

...Er. That came out kind of longer than it was supposed to. Sorry 'bout that.

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	lady_ganesh 2013-02-26 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Hee, no problem! Congratulations. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

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