So, Ice thinks running a restaurant could ever be a one-person job. Also she appears to think it's bad to share recipes from restaurants, even after said restaurants shut down. Also, she really needs a nap.

Did anyone actually get angry with her for stopping writing fanfic? Because I don't really trust her view of stuff that happens. She strikes me as kinda like one of those people who gets horribly offended when you say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas".

As for the "pro author": "I now even quality as a best seller." Bzuh?

If you like it enough to want updates, would it kill you to just say 'thanks'?

Kudos are thanks. But hey, if you want to Humpty Dumpty terms so that you can be a poor abused butterfly, go ahead. It's funny.