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puipui
2013-03-02 08:23 am UTC (link)

I have so many favorites that it's hard to remember them all -- God's Magic Pubic Hairs, and MsScribe, and Crystalwank, and frosting vs. icing, and the wank that shot Liberty Valance, and that one where someone randomly accused me of stalking them, and that other one where some guy took time out to explain that he doesn't find it attractive when women swear so all of the comments were people swearing creatively in big sparkly letters, and also that one where we discovered that Alan Rickman is hot, plus any of the ones where Aja makes an embarrassing ass of herself (so pretty much anything with Aja in it, really), and also whatshisname that "first post" guy (something with an 'm'? madmouth, I think?), and the whole Harry Potter Lexicon publishing thing, plus his wife a horse, and one where Doctor Who killed Snarry, and that time when Fandom Wank got deleted, and Fandom Love, and all of Sep's birthdays when everyone got banned, plus pretty much anything where anons were allowed and/or we ate our own, etc. etc. -- but for some reason I'm overcome with an urge to just delete all that and vote oulangi. Hmmmm...

Oh, and also AFT in the produce aisle, anything where someone gives their actual thoughts on yaoi, and now he dead from coke. The classics! XD

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surrexi
2013-03-02 09:10 am UTC (link)

Snapes on an Astral Plane, Crystalwank (I didn't have a JF account then, but I think that might have been when I started lurking here regularly), His Son? A Sparrow!, really anything VB-related, all the Half-Blood Prince wank, MsScribe, Anne Rice's "interrogating from the wrong perspective" rant, The Interview... it's probably a good thing the wiki is down right now or else my list would be so much longer. I hope it comes back soon, though, because I love dropping by there to reflect on all the beautiful wank.

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	chez_moi 2013-03-02 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	I can't believe it's been like 9 years since fandom love. Amyway, my vote goes to Incest Is Creepy! by thebitingfaerie. I still read that sometimes when I want a laugh. "Can I continue to kiss my cat, Woogums, on the lips?!" -Singe (Reply to this)

	taichara 2013-03-02 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	The Clan Mitchell brouhaha, God's Magic Pubic Hairs, Diana Gabaldon blowing up about fanfic, anything involving Usagi Kou ... I know there are others I enjoy immensely, but those I keep going back and re-reading and re-reading ~ (Reply to this)

	alphabet26 2013-03-02 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Ms. Scribe Frosting vs icing (Reply to this)

	uldihaa 2013-03-02 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Crystalwank, for the littlest armadillo. The wank that broke Cleolinda: The Lexicon wank and it's spinoffs. MsScribe. "You mean when I write slash, I'm having sex with the women reading it?! EWWW!" Cassandra Claire and Laptopgate. Russet Noon. (Reply to this)

	the_sun_is_up 2013-03-02 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	OOH OOH I NOMINATE: My Ponies Hate You Now might be my ultimate favorite. Especially issendai's summary. Where were you when I wanted to be eaten!? featuring the late Starblade is another strong contender. Dumbledore is gay! Self-cleaning anus! Bartending in the dark! And the obvious ones like His Wife A Horse, Crystalwank, Snape's Wives, and the Sparkledammerung. (Reply to this)

	bobgenghiskhan 2013-03-02 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Chancery Stone. Chancery Stone FOREVER. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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tehrin
2013-03-03 08:14 am UTC (link)

msscribe, Chaucery Stone, Aja Burns a Tee-Shirt, Russet Noon, Astral Walmart, My Ponies Hate You, Clan Mitchell, Cassandra Claire, Usagi Kou, Snape-wives on the Astral Plane, and the one where someone lost it regarding the Tropic of Cancer coming up on weepingcock... Basically anything with professionals acting unprofessional, plagiarism, and the astral plane. If there was a wank involving all three things, I would be happy.

I miss hp_cornfield.

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	blackflag 2013-03-03 08:34 am UTC (link)
	The Final Fantasy house! (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	nursewretched 2013-03-03 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Chancery Stone and DANNY Snapes on an Astral Plane Russet Noon (which I think was also the wank that lead to Caito's Army) My Ponies Hate You anything related to Anne Rice MsScribe (Reply to this)

	keleri 2013-03-03 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god the memories. Everyone has mentioned all the ones I can think of, but I was wondering if there were any archived wanks from the previous LJ incarnation of F_W and if any of them were worth reading. (Reply to this)

	rosehiptea 2013-03-03 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	It wasn't a big wank, but I have fond memories of one involving a guy who made yiffable furry plushies. There was some line in it where he said something about his only talent being making fuckable plush toys and people pretty much agreed the wank just wrote itself. Oh, and I'm sure it's been mentioned, but the Divine Magical Pubic Hairs. (Reply to this)

	mister_terrific 2013-03-03 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Dear lord in heaven how could I have forgotten the Countess Saga? (Reply to this)

	abharding 2013-03-03 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	I am more of lurker but here are a few of my favorites - Like others, I enjoyed Chancery Stone and DANNY, Lexicon, his son, a sparrow (or most of the Andrew Blake stuff) - I also loved the whole Cassie Edwards plagiarism wank. (Reply to this)

	ashenmote 2013-03-04 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Wasn't bohemian_faery the thoughts on Yaoi person? All I could find about her was this, but she probably was a deleter of posts too. (Reply to this)

	luthe 2013-03-04 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Three pages in and there has been no mention of the LOTRPS tin-hats? For shame f_w, for shame. That was some classic batshit right there. I am also a big fan of the Cassie Claire plagiarism wank. And the Fannish Inquisition! (Reply to this)

	varethane 2013-03-04 07:11 am UTC (link)
	Anything involving OtherKin or pseuicide (the more transparent and ridiculous, the better!) Also, wanks involving pretentious self-published authors throwing fits over things-- Chancery Stone being a notable shining example. XD (Reply to this)

queencallipygos
2013-03-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)

Oh!

Anything involving Nebris, the guy who thought the world could be saved by breeding men out of the gene pool and having women reproduce via a nanobot-assisted sex act he called the "Seed Dance". (Then there was a second one where he tracked down one of us on her web site and suggested that oral sex could help her with her menstrual cramps, only he always called them "Moon time" cramps.)

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	cygnia 2013-03-04 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	OH! The "Hot Wet Planet" clustermeep! shudder (Reply to this)

	lamperouge 2013-03-04 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	- MsScribe - Snape Wives on an Astral Plane - Usagi Kou - I WAITED FOR 22 MINUTES, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! Oh BJR, never change (Reply to this)

	queencallipygos 2013-03-04 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! FPB and just about everything he's ever done. (The one big thing that springs to mind was his having an ungodly snit about how Harry Potter character Blaise Zabini could not possibly have been black, because...of MacBeth?) (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	kookaburra 2013-03-05 04:41 am UTC (link)
	No furbashing, pls. (Reply to this)

	ikabod 2013-03-05 05:55 am UTC (link)
	This is great: Feeling nostalgic, I wanted to re-read the infamous " his wife? A horse" wank so I googled it. Most of the hits I got back involved stories relating to Mitt Romney's wife's dressage horse. I loled. (Reply to this)

	white_serpent 2013-03-05 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	The one with Chrono, ki attacks, and the Astral Wal-Mart. (Reply to this)

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