MOD ANNOUNCEMENT: Fandom_wank Tenth Anniversary!
Hello, wankas!

To celebrate our tenth anniversary on JF, we will be having a deathmatch of the biggest wankers/wanks we've seen in our ten years here (if you are familiar with the deathmatches I host on Livejournal, this will be done in a similar fashion).

Starting on Saturday, March 9, we will begin posting polls, and you can vote for one contestant in each match. By March 17th (actual anniversary date) we will have worked our way down to the two biggest vote-getters, and you will vote for the winner in a final poll.

The contestants are both wank all-stars (people), and some of biggest/most popular wanks. Thanks for all your suggestions in the last post! Here's the list:


Lee Goldberg (the ones in which this guy HAAAAAAAAAAAATES fanfic and can't shut up about it)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/tag/person:+lee+goldberg

Chancery Stone (the ones in which this lady is BATSHIT)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/tag/person:+chancery+stone

Usagi Kou (the ones in which... you know, I'm still not sure exactly what went on there)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/tag/person:+usagi+kou

Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction (the ones in which I am only going to say this once: we will not tolerate transfail in any discussion about)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/tag/person:+victoria+bitter
http://www.journalfen.net/community/clairvoyantwank/485975.html

FPB (the ones in which this guy really hates HP fandom, FW, and pretty much everyone)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/tag/person:+fpb

Clan Mitchell (the one in which some BNFs spectacularly lose their collective shit)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1250964.html

Bartending in the dark (the one in which we take a walk on the darkside of the HP sorting communities)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/726096.html

His wife? A horse (the one in which we learn of human/equine matrimony)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/519621.html

The Biting Faery and incest is creepy (the one in which The Biting Faery is repeatedly told she's an idiot)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/829098.html

Dumbledore is gay (the one that's just the tip of the iceberg of HP wank)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1116732.html

Frosting/icing wank (the one in which we boggled over the delicious wankery)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/578401.html

Perhaps I have a special anus? (the one in which we learned the answer to that question)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/288068.html

Strikethrough Two: Electric Boogalo (the one in which Aja yells "Fire!")
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1099610.html?thread=158234202#t158234202

God's magical pubic hairs (the one in which we learned you can wank hard about things outside of fandom)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/120918.html

Inner circle wank (the one in which Aja is the twattiest twat in twatsville)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/202284.html

Please Lord Voldemort, join my ratings community (the one in which we see JF get reported to LJ for stealing their code)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/i_wank/85839.html

BJR outwalks a hurricane (the one in which... well, I've already given it away)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/297653.html?thread=10886837#t10886837

Snapewives on an Astral Plane (the one in which we learn about love on the Astral Plane)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1015949.html

Crystalwank (the one that broke us all)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/374922.html

Deletiongate and Fandom_Love (the ones in which there are shenanigans with the f_w cabal and we are all wankers here)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/445091.html (just start there and move forward :D)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/2005/06/23/ (again, start there, but I think the wankiest stuff went down in the system journal: http://www.journalfen.net/users/system/29866.html)

Diana Gabaldon has an opinion on fanfic (the one in which we find out it isn't good)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1246633.html

Anne Rice (the one in which we are guilty of interrogating the text from the wrong perspective)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/515245.html

Msscribe story on Bad_penny (the one in which a puppet master secretly ruled an entire fandom, plus all of us here at FW)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/bad_penny/1074.html (that's the beginning, just keep going, we'll see you in a few days)

My ponies hate you now (the one in which we found yet another catchphrase)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1156436.html

Cousinjean (the one in which fanfic should be a paying job, and many links are now sadly deleted)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/776590.html

Dan Fogelberg's llamas (the one in which we learn of a strange, torrid saga)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1115089.html

Laptopgate (the one in which things get very, very ugly)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/572867.html

Kittenmommy signs her posts (the ones in which we learn NO ONE SHOULD EVER SIGN THEIR POSTS EVER)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/513233.html and
http://www.journalfen.net/community/wankitywank/21267.html

Hellfire and Jira and incest and racism (the one in which there's a clusterfuck of epic proportions)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/wankitywank/8776.html

Domlijah tinhats (the ones which make us nostalgic for the old days of lotrips wank)
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/6692.html
http://www.journalfen.net/community/dl_anon/ (just start at the beginning and keep going :D)

Lady Sybilla and Russet Noon (the ones which make us think "hey, how DID 50 Shades of Grey get published?")
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1201887.html
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1203831.html
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1204629.html
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1205739.html
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1207204.html
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1209269.html
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1212553.html

Lexicongate (the one in which I am really, really glad Cleo has a wiki, since ours is down and I had to find all these other wanks by combing the memories and tags, or googling, and oh god I am so tired *sob*)
http://cleoland.pbworks.com/w/page/10373409/Lexicongate

So read up on all those and review, and we'll see you on Saturday when the voting begins!