Man, I taught my mom about Bartending In the Dark (dramatic punctuation included). So many good times.

I've been around and commenting at FW since pre-CrystalWank. True story: I pieced together my understanding of HP fandom through sugar packets and wank reports. Remember when Aja had to take down that one fic and it was, like, breaking news? SO MANY OF MY MEMORIES CAN BE DATED TO WHAT WAS ON FANDOM WANK.