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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, first round, part 2
Congratulations to Bartending in the dark, His wife? A horse, Dumbledore is gay, and God's Magical Pubic Hairs - they all move forward to the next round. No real surprises there, except for God's Magical Pubic Hairs - I wasn't sure that could beat Usagi Kou, but it triumphed in the end.

Are you ready for the next round? Links to the wanks are found here, if you need a refresher.

Poll #592
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

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FPB
73 (26.1%)

Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective)
207 (73.9%)

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Clan Mitchell
103 (36.9%)

My ponies hate you now
176 (63.1%)

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Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (in which Aja yells "Fire!")
176 (64.5%)

Inner Circle Wank (in which Aja is the twattiest twat in twatsville)
97 (35.5%)

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Crystalwank
241 (86.7%)

Dan Fogelberg's llamas
37 (13.3%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: Polls are closed as of 3/11/13, 9:15 a.m. EST. You can vote after that, but it won't count.

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puipui
2013-03-10 09:27 pm UTC (link)

Okay, I know that FPB is probably going to lose, but I was going through old wanks before voting, and I found this line in a wank with regards to FPB:

ataniell93 tosses her in two cents, and adds the only bit of common sense in the post

Anyone that makes Ataniell look sane and sensible by comparison has to get my vote, even if he doesn't write Jesus fanfic (to the best of my knowledge). Because wow.

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	tez 2013-03-10 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	ataniell93 tosses her in two cents, and adds the only bit of common sense in the post Wait. What? (Reply to this)(Parent)

franzen
2013-03-11 02:43 am UTC (link)

Oh my God, it took me 24 hours but NOW I KNOW WHY I REMEMBER THAT USERNAME. Fun fact: back in the day (2001? 2002?), ataniell93 was part of a major HP RPG set in the 1940s, playing -- no points for guessing -- Tom Riddle. The funny set in when I read her character's bio, which included a Tao of Tom. The best part was that there was a Schrödinger's cat reference, but a typo rendered it eight million times more hilarious than she could ever have anticipated: Therefore, the cat is both alive and dad at the same time.

Post-HBP, when we see Riddle's background, it's even funnier. I know I cackled more than once from combining the two.

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