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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, first round, part 2
Congratulations to Bartending in the dark, His wife? A horse, Dumbledore is gay, and God's Magical Pubic Hairs - they all move forward to the next round. No real surprises there, except for God's Magical Pubic Hairs - I wasn't sure that could beat Usagi Kou, but it triumphed in the end.

Are you ready for the next round? Links to the wanks are found here, if you need a refresher.

Poll #592
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FPB
73 (26.1%)

Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective)
207 (73.9%)

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Clan Mitchell
103 (36.9%)

My ponies hate you now
176 (63.1%)

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Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (in which Aja yells "Fire!")
176 (64.5%)

Inner Circle Wank (in which Aja is the twattiest twat in twatsville)
97 (35.5%)

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Crystalwank
241 (86.7%)

Dan Fogelberg's llamas
37 (13.3%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: Polls are closed as of 3/11/13, 9:15 a.m. EST. You can vote after that, but it won't count.

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	tez 2013-03-10 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, it's Crystalwank. The wank that ate everything. One Wank to Rule Them All. The Wank That Ate Tokyo. Wankapalooza. Wankashoot. Wankstock. The United Nations of Wank. It's just this monolithic monstrosity of fappage and idiocy that must be seen to be believed. Possibly only understandable to denizens of the PNW. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2013-03-11 03:20 am UTC (link)
	I joined years after Crystalwank (2007). For all that it's a totem for all of those who were there, to me it's this distant and/or intimidatingly unassailable mountain. Especially with the wiki not available to give me any sort of summary. I'm looking at seventy-six pages of wank and I literally have no idea where to begin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tez 2013-03-11 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh I came in well after Crystalwank too (2006) but still, it gets fucking hilarious right on the first page. Crystal puts in an appearance nice and early. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2013-03-11 05:55 am UTC (link)
	I literally have no idea where to begin. I'd suggest that you start with the metaquotes entries for that month but there are literally 76 metaquotes entries for Crystalwank, one for each page. It's kind of frighteningly impressive, actually. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gerorin 2013-03-11 07:24 am UTC (link)
	I began at page 1. And spent a whole weekend glued to the screen. No regrets. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	itcamefromjapan 2013-03-11 07:32 am UTC (link)
	WANKASHOOT oh shit. is from Seattle (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tez 2013-03-11 07:34 am UTC (link)
	OH SHIT SOMEONE GOT IT! highfive from Oly (Reply to this)(Parent)

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