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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, first round, part 2
Congratulations to Bartending in the dark, His wife? A horse, Dumbledore is gay, and God's Magical Pubic Hairs - they all move forward to the next round. No real surprises there, except for God's Magical Pubic Hairs - I wasn't sure that could beat Usagi Kou, but it triumphed in the end.

Are you ready for the next round? Links to the wanks are found here, if you need a refresher.

Poll #592
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FPB
73 (26.1%)

Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective)
207 (73.9%)

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Clan Mitchell
103 (36.9%)

My ponies hate you now
176 (63.1%)

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Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (in which Aja yells "Fire!")
176 (64.5%)

Inner Circle Wank (in which Aja is the twattiest twat in twatsville)
97 (35.5%)

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Crystalwank
241 (86.7%)

Dan Fogelberg's llamas
37 (13.3%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: Polls are closed as of 3/11/13, 9:15 a.m. EST. You can vote after that, but it won't count.

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	kumquat_of_doom 2013-03-11 01:23 am UTC (link)
	I think you should publish this somewhere. I'm sure he'd just love it. (Except for how FPB gets really creepy really fast. But it is still a lot like watching a thirteen-year-old throw a tantrum.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Where me and FPB do not make friends

sepiamagpie
2013-03-11 07:34 am UTC (link)

First email, sent to ALL the mods:

Hey, gutless.
Point one, human beings do not insult other human beings in places where the latter are unable to respond (being banned). Either shut that whole thread down or allow me to respond. Otherwise you will prove to be everything I have called you down the ages, and everything one would expect from a bunch of wankers.
Point two: go right ahead and investigate me all you like. You do not seem to realize the point of my using MY OWN IDENTITY wherever I go. But then, being born without guts or integrity, you would not understand.
Point three, if you don't like insults, don't spread them about.

Sincerely,
Fabio P.Barbieri

JF Comment <lj_dontreply@journalfen.net> ha scritto:

Data: Tue, 20 Jun 2006 14:38:39 UT
Da: lj_dontreply@journalfen.net (JF Comment)
A: EMAIL REDACTED
Oggetto: Reply to your comment...

Somebody replied to your JF comment in which you said:

Ye Gods, how well I remember it... the very same tactics. The spiteful "you've been wanked" messages, in hope of a reaction. The hundreds of trolls unleashed by lying f_w reports. And what makes me sickly amused is how many of the people who took part in those witch-hunts against me - Adora Spintriae is one name that springs to mind - have turned up in these columns full of righteous indignation against MsScribe. The same people who joined in those lynch mobs now turn back on their manipulators - but as for apologizing to past victims, eh? Msscribe is a nasty piece of work, kiddies, but what about those of you who took part in all that kind of fun, and still do?

Their reply was:

Fpb:

Once you've finished trying to jump this bandwagon for your own private grudgewank, consider this:

Just imagine, if we used the Wayback Machine on YOU, how many people we could find to tell the world just how big a pain in the ass you are.

Think about that for a while. Then take a look at your glass house and stop throwing stones, okay?

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Okay, to explain this. He sent an email to the mods yelling about an anonymous commenter. You can't see it, but his signature is in pretty rainbow text.

Here's my reply:

You are so odd.

-Sep

His reply:

Hey, I get insulted, I get angry. That's odd? I cannot reply, I get even angrier. That's odd? If you think so, welcome to planet Earth.
FPB

My reply:

You're some kind of crazy person, aren't you.

And FPB says:

Get lost. Further e-mails from you will be deleted unread.
FPB

And that was my short-lived interaction with FBP, the end.

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	Re: Where me and FPB do not make friends tez 2013-03-11 10:56 am UTC (link)
	Damn, dude's skin is onion thickness. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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