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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, first round, part 3
Yesterday's winners: Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective), My ponies hate you now, Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (in which Aja yells "Fire!"), and Crystalwank.

Time for the next round! Links to all the contestants can be found here for your reading pleasure.

Poll #593
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Chancery Stone
165 (59.8%)

Frosting/icing wank
111 (40.2%)

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Perhaps I have a special anus?
210 (78.4%)

Cousinjean
58 (21.6%)

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Please Lord Voldemort, join my ratings community
68 (24.2%)

Laptopgate
213 (75.8%)

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Msscribe
257 (90.8%)

Kittenmommy signs her posts
26 (9.2%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: This poll is closed as of 3/12/13, 9:50 a.m. EST. If you vote after that, it will not count.

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ladyvyola
2013-03-11 08:37 pm UTC (link)

I had to go back after refreshing my memory of Cousinjean and throw my vote to the (possibly) special anus.*

While her brazen entitlement is classic, the background buzz of worry feels a bit dated. Not that fanfic, money, copyright, etc. aren't still major topics of debate. But it's got quite a differnt feel in 2013, post Cassie Clare and E.L. James, than it did in 2005.

We'd still leap on CJ's effrontery today but we'd be having a whole different conversation while doing it.

*And thank you, F_W, for making that sentence possible.

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	eleutheria 2013-03-11 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I couldn't remember that wank either, looked it up, and had exactly the same thought. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	franzen 2013-03-12 01:24 am UTC (link)
	It was through the anus wank that I learned that peanut butter can be used as lube. I didn't even revisit CJ. That kind of "oh god why do I remember this" factoid is what makes a wank a classic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feenix 2013-03-12 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I think it was through the anus wank I that I learned of weepingcock. (Wait, does WC go back that far? I know I found it through f_w, but I'm not sure which wank it was.) Also, this icon, which almost a decade later is still one of my favorite icons of all time. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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