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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, first round, part 3
Yesterday's winners: Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective), My ponies hate you now, Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (in which Aja yells "Fire!"), and Crystalwank.

Time for the next round! Links to all the contestants can be found here for your reading pleasure.

Poll #593
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Chancery Stone
165 (59.8%)

Frosting/icing wank
111 (40.2%)

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Perhaps I have a special anus?
210 (78.4%)

Cousinjean
58 (21.6%)

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Please Lord Voldemort, join my ratings community
68 (24.2%)

Laptopgate
213 (75.8%)

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Msscribe
257 (90.8%)

Kittenmommy signs her posts
26 (9.2%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: This poll is closed as of 3/12/13, 9:50 a.m. EST. If you vote after that, it will not count.

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feenix
2013-03-12 02:47 am UTC (link)

ISN'T SHE STILL HERE? (Albeit not signing her posts.)

Kittenmommy doesn't even hold a candle to the MsScribe story. That was some epic batshit right thurr. (And a lot of wankas - okay, at least myself - feeling douchey about prior wanks.)

Call me when Kittenmommy starts signing posts as her nanny, a Pakistani woman, an evangelical, and a fandom BNF, and then we'll talk. (Didn't MsScribe eventually have something like SIXTY-ONE socks, all of them dedicated to starting shit in HP fandom?

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	mistal 2013-03-12 06:25 am UTC (link)
	I did vote for MsScribe in the end, because yeah the most batshit is in that one. Also, pretty sure she had 61 socks. But Kittenmommy seriously stay stuck in my head more than MsScribe did. (Reply to this)(Parent)

ekaterinv
2013-03-12 11:00 am UTC (link)

I've spent the last couple days re-reading the MsScribe saga. It's not only what's recounted on bad_penny -- she was here defending herself months afterward, which I don't think I knew before. Sticking with the nanny story (and making nannysock sound really twisted), weeping about what a martyr she was, being a total asshole and expecting to get away with it. Plus that wank touches on, as far as I can tell, every other wank in HP fandom. It's got the Heidipatrol, it's got Aja, and it exists in the first place because of Cassie Claire. And being linked to it introduced me to fandom_wank! We loves it, precious.

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