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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2013-03-12 09:18:00
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Entry tags:deathmatch

Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, first round, part 4
Yesterday's winners: Chancery Stone, Perhaps I have a special anus?, Laptopgate, and Msscribe. I think if our voting patterns show us anything, it's that we really love catchphrases, and we really can't stop obsessing about Chancery Stone. :D

Today is the last of the first round contestants! Links to all can be found here if you need to brush up. Vote early and often. I mean. Just early.

Poll #594
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

You choose:

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Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction
270 (90.3%)

Hellfire and Jira and incest and racism
29 (9.7%)

You choose:

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BJR outwalks a hurricane
130 (43.6%)

Domlijah tinhats
168 (56.4%)

You choose:

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Snapewives on an Astral Plane
212 (70.4%)

Lady Sybilla and Russet Noon
89 (29.6%)

You choose:

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Deletiongate and Fandom_Love
71 (23.7%)

Lexicongate
229 (76.3%)



Ready? VOTE.

ETA: If there is even a hint of trans*-related fail in the comments, there will be bannings, and I will disqualify that match.

ETA 2: As of 3/13/13, 9:35 a.m. EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after this time, it will not count/change any of the winners.

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[info]seca
2013-03-12 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Now the choices are getting hard, partly because I am voting for what I still remember and there seems to be more of that now.

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[info]snacky
2013-03-12 04:34 pm UTC (link)
If you are torn between BJR outwalking a hurricane and the Domlijah tinhats, I would just like to remind everyone that without them, we wouldn't even HAVE the word "tinhats". They were the ORIGINALS, baby! :D

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[info]phosfate
2013-03-12 04:54 pm UTC (link)
And the tinhat cult was bigger and scarier and funnier.

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(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2013-03-12 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2013-03-12 07:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lied_ohne_worte, 2013-03-12 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2013-03-12 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonscrawl, 2013-03-13 04:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2013-03-13 05:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonscrawl, 2013-03-13 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2013-03-13 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2013-03-13 09:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lied_ohne_worte, 2013-03-13 10:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2013-03-13 11:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_tean, 2013-03-13 02:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_tean, 2013-03-13 02:22 pm UTC
tinhats!
[info]msilverstar
2013-03-12 06:00 pm UTC (link)
I was coming here to say just that!!! TINHATS 4 EVAH

(also tinhats entry on fanlore, rather proud of that)

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[info]worstangel
2013-03-12 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Seriously! Domlijah Tinhats are the classic, original flavor crazy.

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[info]schrodingerscat
2013-03-12 08:01 pm UTC (link)
without them, maybe we wouldn't have the J2 tinhats. And that...okay, it wouldn't be a tragedy, but there would be a lot less wank in the world.

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(no subject) - [info]gerorin, 2013-03-13 06:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schrodingerscat, 2013-03-13 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gerorin, 2013-03-13 07:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2013-03-13 08:40 am UTC

[info]sandglass
2013-03-13 01:16 am UTC (link)
For me, the BJR wank loses for potentially enraging stuff. Like, really.

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(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2013-03-13 04:27 am UTC

[info]redcoast
2013-03-13 03:33 pm UTC (link)
man, someone got Misha Collins to pose whilst wearing a tin hat recently.

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[info]tez
2013-03-12 04:38 pm UTC (link)
You put Snapewives up against Russet Noon?

can't deciiiiiiiiiiide... D:

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[info]ladyvyola
2013-03-12 04:45 pm UTC (link)
I know! Both so delicious.

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(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2013-03-12 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - miss_void, 2013-03-12 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2013-03-12 07:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2013-03-13 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2013-03-13 02:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2013-03-13 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2013-03-13 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2013-03-13 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2013-03-13 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yaysunshine, 2013-03-12 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2013-03-12 08:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2013-03-13 02:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2013-03-13 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2013-03-13 03:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2013-03-13 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2013-03-13 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schroduck, 2013-03-12 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2013-03-13 01:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]taterbird, 2013-03-13 03:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2013-03-14 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2013-03-13 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]duraniedrama, 2013-03-13 02:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2013-03-13 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]catremistrae, 2013-03-13 06:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]totchipanda, 2013-03-13 07:40 am UTC

[info]guera
2013-03-12 04:42 pm UTC (link)
This round was much easier...thanfiction and Snapewives are epic, and even though Domlijah tinhats was amusing to watch, BJR hits all my rage buttons so it got my vote.

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(no subject) - [info]ladyvyola, 2013-03-12 04:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - miss_void, 2013-03-12 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2013-03-12 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2013-03-12 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2013-03-12 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyvyola, 2013-03-12 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2013-03-13 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]guera, 2013-03-12 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2013-03-12 05:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]guera, 2013-03-12 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2013-03-12 07:31 pm UTC

[info]kijikun
2013-03-12 05:19 pm UTC (link)
God I still don't understand what happened with Deletiongate and Fandom_Love and I was there during it.

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(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2013-03-12 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2013-03-12 05:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - miss_void, 2013-03-12 06:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]michmatch, 2013-03-12 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]msilverstar, 2013-03-12 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2013-03-12 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2013-03-12 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]scifantasy, 2013-03-12 07:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2013-03-12 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2013-03-12 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2013-03-12 07:47 pm UTC

[info]cleolinda
2013-03-12 07:33 pm UTC (link)
I was trying to recap the Snapewives for someone last night and... I couldn't. "I think there were shrines and maybe green candles? How many of them were there, I can't even remember? Something about salami, and then I clawed my eyes out?" So then I started reading the entry out over the phone and found myself saying, "And then Snape told them not to post on Fandom Wank anymore." You know, as you do.

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(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2013-03-12 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-13 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2013-03-13 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-13 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2013-03-14 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-14 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2013-03-14 05:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2013-03-13 01:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bienegold, 2013-03-12 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-13 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bienegold, 2013-03-13 01:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-13 01:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarkasm, 2013-03-12 10:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]perletwo, 2013-03-13 12:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2013-03-13 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackmamba, 2013-03-13 07:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2013-03-13 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-13 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]major_dallas, 2013-03-13 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2013-03-13 09:32 am UTC

[info]stardust_rain
2013-03-12 08:37 pm UTC (link)
I know Hellfire will be losing this round to thanfiction, but I just want to say THAT WAS FROM MY EARLY INTERNET DAYS. MY VERY FIRST FORUM. I WAS SO ICKLE AND INNOCENT BACK THEN!

Oh, I miss GAFF. And man, do I feel old.

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(no subject) - [info]miraba, 2013-03-12 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2013-03-12 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stardust_rain, 2013-03-12 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]romana03, 2013-03-13 02:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]varethane, 2013-03-14 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stardust_rain, 2013-03-14 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]varethane, 2013-03-14 08:17 pm UTC

[info]paladin
2013-03-12 10:54 pm UTC (link)
So far the first round's been pretty easy, but as we go on and Ms. Scribe and Thanfiction get bracketed against each other, that's when we'll have to make the hard choices.

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(no subject) - [info]romana03, 2013-03-13 02:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2013-03-13 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2013-03-13 09:05 am UTC

[info]cyndra_falin
2013-03-12 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Ah BJR. The infected, puss filled boil on the ass of Humanity. She's also the pile of shit left behind by Satan himself. TINHATS ALL THE WAY!

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(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2013-03-13 04:32 am UTC

[info]gerorin
2013-03-13 05:40 am UTC (link)
Oh these are really hard!

I ended going for ones that have new installments upon installments of wankery.

Except for BJR's hurricane vs Domlijah tinhats. I went for BJR there. I was nothing but a wee fan on the fringes of LOTR fandom at the time and the tinhats had no bearing in my then fandom life.

It's really fun to reread their wanks and see the creeptastic similarities with the J2 tinhats of today, though.

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[info]verlaine
2013-03-13 07:03 am UTC (link)
Sorry Hellfire, but thanfiction is one of those wanks that ate TvTropes along with everything else, and became so inescapable it just has to take my vote.

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[info]nonnyeve
2013-03-13 07:33 am UTC (link)
oh man I loved lexicon gate

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[info]sullensiren
2013-03-13 07:35 am UTC (link)
Russet Noon VS. Snapewives is the first time I've been SO TORN. I had to give it to the Snapewives though.

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[info]quantumreality
2013-03-13 08:33 am UTC (link)
Snapewives on an Astral Plane versus Lady Sybilla and Russet Noon?

That is so not fair. :P

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[info]coffee_mug
2013-03-13 09:30 am UTC (link)
I just re-read Snapewives. Just. How.

Yet I'm surprised nobody else has been caught out on vowing to love a fictional character. It seems like there are enough devoted fans out there who would go to that extra bizarrity level.

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(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2013-03-13 10:53 am UTC

[info]sepiamagpie
2013-03-13 09:42 am UTC (link)
GO GO FIGHTING LEXICONGATE!

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[info]lied_ohne_worte
2013-03-13 10:26 am UTC (link)
Hah, when I put "outwalk" in my Google searchbox, the second suggestion is "outwalk a hurricane". The results aren't about this one unless you deploy the quotation marks because Google insists on including things like "out walking the dog during hurrican", but still - this is true internet fame.

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[info]kumquat_of_doom
2013-03-14 12:18 am UTC (link)
ETA: If there is even a hint of trans*-related fail in the comments, there will be bannings, and I will disqualify that match.

Oh, Snacky. You warm the cockles of my cold, blackened fangirl heart sometimes, you really do.

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