I was trying to recap the Snapewives for someone last night and... I couldn't. "I think there were shrines and maybe green candles? How many of them were there, I can't even remember? Something about salami, and then I clawed my eyes out?" So then I started reading the entry out over the phone and found myself saying, "And then Snape told them not to post on Fandom Wank anymore." You know, as you do.