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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, first round, part 4
Yesterday's winners: Chancery Stone, Perhaps I have a special anus?, Laptopgate, and Msscribe. I think if our voting patterns show us anything, it's that we really love catchphrases, and we really can't stop obsessing about Chancery Stone. :D

Today is the last of the first round contestants! Links to all can be found here if you need to brush up. Vote early and often. I mean. Just early.

Poll #594
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

You choose:

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Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction
270 (90.3%)

Hellfire and Jira and incest and racism
29 (9.7%)

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BJR outwalks a hurricane
130 (43.6%)

Domlijah tinhats
168 (56.4%)

You choose:

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Snapewives on an Astral Plane
212 (70.4%)

Lady Sybilla and Russet Noon
89 (29.6%)

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Deletiongate and Fandom_Love
71 (23.7%)

Lexicongate
229 (76.3%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: If there is even a hint of trans*-related fail in the comments, there will be bannings, and I will disqualify that match.

ETA 2: As of 3/13/13, 9:35 a.m. EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after this time, it will not count/change any of the winners.

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	tez 2013-03-12 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	You put Snapewives up against Russet Noon? can't deciiiiiiiiiiide... D: (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ladyvyola 2013-03-12 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	I know! Both so delicious. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	spawn_of_kong 2013-03-12 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	This. Soooo much this. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	miss_void 2013-03-12 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like I have to go with Russet Noon because of my love for all things potato-based. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2013-03-12 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, good, it's not just me who gets hungry every time they read about Russet Noon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2013-03-13 02:07 am UTC (link)
	It reminds me of my favorite potato chips, the kind that are browned and crispy. Alas, I am diabetic, and thus cannot indulge as I would like. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2013-03-13 02:49 am UTC (link)
	The tragedy of diabetes is that it turns the best food into your worst enemy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2013-03-13 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Right? I've had the flu for four days, and yet I am happy because I had the opportunity to drink orange juice for once. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2013-03-13 02:57 am UTC (link)
	My dad's a transplant recipient and the list of stuff he can't eat now is just odd. (I mean, it makes sense if you scratch below the surface, because science, but at a glance it's a whole bunch of WTF.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	yaysunshine 2013-03-12 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	I knowwwwwww, it's terrible ;_; (Reply to this)(Parent)

	keri 2013-03-12 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	I love plagiarism and self-pub wank more than anything, so that made the decision a bit easier. But you're right. Snacky does keep forcing us to make difficult choices. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2013-03-13 02:08 am UTC (link)
	That's Snacky's MO. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keri 2013-03-13 02:25 am UTC (link)
	I should've known, after all those snackfood deathmatch polls. shakes fist (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snacky 2013-03-13 03:41 am UTC (link)
	I am a one-trick pony, but by god, I've gotten good at that trick and I'm sticking to it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snacky 2013-03-13 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Hee! After this round, all choices are the voters! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	luthe 2013-03-13 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but you'll still be tormenting us with the match-ups. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	schroduck 2013-03-12 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	I know! Astral plane wank vs. astral plane wank. Perhaps they are both the same wank, shared on the astral plane, just as Twilight fanfiction and canon were the same, spiritually speaking. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilisliana 2013-03-13 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I loved both. However Russet Noon was especially interesting, I was handing out JF accounts like pez since so many newbies wanted to comment on the whole matter. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	taterbird 2013-03-13 03:10 am UTC (link)
	And God bless you for it, I'm pretty sure that's how I got mine! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eilisliana 2013-03-14 04:31 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome, though in the last 6 years I've filled so many requests that I really have no clue anymore which ones I am responsible for. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	honorh 2013-03-13 01:37 am UTC (link)
	A difficult choice. I went for Russet Doom, but opinions do vary. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	duraniedrama 2013-03-13 02:58 am UTC (link)
	I know! I couldn't even vote on that one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wankismyfandom 2013-03-13 04:35 am UTC (link)
	I wept bitter tears, eventually voted for Snapewives because I remembered the hysterical comment threads with Snape and Sephiroth, and then lit a candle at my amigurumi shrine to Sugitchi and Lordy Syb-Basuko and told them I was sorry. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	catremistrae 2013-03-13 06:27 am UTC (link)
	I was confident and secure in every one of my choices until this one, where I closed my eyes and clicked. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	totchipanda 2013-03-13 07:40 am UTC (link)
	My actual reaction: nooooooo!! That's just not fair :( I had to flip a coin. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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