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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, first round, part 4
Yesterday's winners: Chancery Stone, Perhaps I have a special anus?, Laptopgate, and Msscribe. I think if our voting patterns show us anything, it's that we really love catchphrases, and we really can't stop obsessing about Chancery Stone. :D

Today is the last of the first round contestants! Links to all can be found here if you need to brush up. Vote early and often. I mean. Just early.

Poll #594
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

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Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction
270 (90.3%)

Hellfire and Jira and incest and racism
29 (9.7%)

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BJR outwalks a hurricane
130 (43.6%)

Domlijah tinhats
168 (56.4%)

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Snapewives on an Astral Plane
212 (70.4%)

Lady Sybilla and Russet Noon
89 (29.6%)

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Deletiongate and Fandom_Love
71 (23.7%)

Lexicongate
229 (76.3%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: If there is even a hint of trans*-related fail in the comments, there will be bannings, and I will disqualify that match.

ETA 2: As of 3/13/13, 9:35 a.m. EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after this time, it will not count/change any of the winners.

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	guera 2013-03-12 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	This round was much easier...thanfiction and Snapewives are epic, and even though Domlijah tinhats was amusing to watch, BJR hits all my rage buttons so it got my vote. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ladyvyola 2013-03-12 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	See, that's why I couldn't vote BJR. I want at least a little funny in my wank and when I re-read her FLAMES. FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. ALL THE RAGE FOREVER AND EVER WORLD WITHOUT END. ::cleans up after self:: But the tinhats! Ah, nothing like a folie à ~~deux~~. ~~Trois~~. ~~Quatre~~. ::loses count:: Yeeeeeeeeah. Classic! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	miss_void 2013-03-12 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, exactly. I'm considering going back and reading it now and am afraid it will put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kijikun 2013-03-12 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	I re-read it the other night and the urge to reach through my screen was strong. At least now I fully remember why I want to hiss everytime I see BJR show up someplace. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ari_ 2013-03-12 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	I reread a bit the day the nominations came out, and ... gnnnnn. incoherent rage (Reply to this)(Parent)

	paladin 2013-03-12 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I went back to reread it after voting, and now I regret having voted for BJR. Because it would mean that she could conceivably win at anything, and she doesn't deserve to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladyvyola 2013-03-12 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	As long as the mods haven't closed the poll you can still change your vote! Click on "Poll #594" above, then click on "Fill Out Poll". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	paladin 2013-03-13 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. I always thought that led to double-voting, but it changed after all. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	guera 2013-03-12 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	I think it helped that everyone in the com was just as pissed and it gave me a few warm and fuzzies that even though F_W sometimes eats it's own, when it matters, when someone is truly being a horrible human being, a smackdown will be given. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lady_ganesh 2013-03-12 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	I can't top "his son? a sparrow." Probably ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	guera 2013-03-12 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Thanfiction was an easy one, mainly because I read DAYD (and the sequel, I blame train wreck syndrome for that) and while I wasn't an active member of the lj com, his posts were on my feed. Not sure if "His son? A sparrow." Beats "His wife? A horse." for sheer WTFness, but thanfiction has so much else going for him too... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2013-03-12 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, the sparrow was just a delicate bird perching on a giant clusterfuck. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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