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insignificant other (snacky) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2013-03-13 09:26:00

Entry tags:

Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, second round, part 1
Yesterday's winners: Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction, Domlijah tinhats, Snapewives on an Astral Plane, and Lexicongate. I have to say, the triumph of the Domlijah tinhats warms the cockles of my black, shriveled heart, and I was worried for them there for a while!

Okay, today's the start of the second round. The matches get tougher from here on in. Are you ready?

Poll #595
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

You choose:

Bartending in the dark
71 (24.1%)

His wife? A horse
223 (75.9%)

You choose:

Dumbledore is gay
179 (61.7%)

God's magical pubic hairs
111 (38.3%)

You choose:

Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective)
175 (59.5%)

My ponies hate you now.
119 (40.5%)

You choose:

Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (Aja yells "Fire!")
74 (25.3%)

Crystalwank
218 (74.7%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: As of 3/14/13, 9:25 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winners of this round.

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	snacky 2013-03-13 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	The first one is like a battle of the catchphrases. I had to vote for the one with less bestiality. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mmanurere 2013-03-13 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	My thoughts, my vote, my reasoning... Get out of my brain! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lady_ganesh 2013-03-14 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Same. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tehrin 2013-03-14 03:32 am UTC (link)
	That poor horse. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	worstangel 2013-03-13 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	As much as I love fiberwank, Dumbledore is Gay was so beautiful and sparkly. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	janegraddell 2013-03-13 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	I felt I had to vote for the magic pubic hairs because, well, knitting, but I can't say I mind too much that it's losing to a superlative wank like Dumbledore is Gay. So many icons.... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ladyvyola, 2013-03-14 01:43 am UTC

lady_ganesh, 2013-03-14 03:01 am UTC

janegraddell, 2013-03-14 06:13 am UTC

lady_ganesh, 2013-03-14 05:30 pm UTC

	hooloovoo_too 2013-03-13 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh come on, wankas! Don't let the ponies be defeated by Jesus fanfic writers! The actual Anne Rice wank wasn't nearly as much fun as the story of Second Life bunny death and pony hatred. (Reply to this)(Thread)

lottelita, 2013-03-13 06:49 pm UTC

(no subject) - miss_void, 2013-03-14 12:10 am UTC

tehrin, 2013-03-14 03:35 am UTC

ladyvyola, 2013-03-14 01:54 am UTC

cmdr_zoom, 2013-03-14 03:17 am UTC

ladyvyola, 2013-03-14 04:35 am UTC

mochibuni, 2013-03-14 06:01 am UTC

thoms, 2013-03-14 06:20 am UTC

	major_dallas 2013-03-13 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, AJA gone in the second round completely, its a shame, she's such a ripe wanka, still going up against the ONE WANK... (Reply to this)

	redcoast 2013-03-13 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I was actually sent a message to my LJ informing me that thanfiction had decided to join the Destiel fandom. I think my reaction was, "Oh, good for him, that's a good ship." (Reply to this)

	sepiamagpie 2013-03-13 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	As of right now, the Anne Rice vs Ponies o' Hate are exactly tied. (Reply to this)(Thread)

jaseroque, 2013-03-13 06:14 pm UTC

iamnotyourmuse, 2013-03-13 06:18 pm UTC

singe, 2013-03-13 06:19 pm UTC

sepiamagpie, 2013-03-13 06:22 pm UTC

singe, 2013-03-13 06:29 pm UTC

sepiamagpie, 2013-03-13 06:31 pm UTC

ladyvyola, 2013-03-14 01:57 am UTC

	duraniedrama 2013-03-13 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	The only one I had to pause to think about was "Bartending in the dark" versus "His wife? A horse." All the others were no contest. (Reply to this)

	tez 2013-03-13 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies go ponies go (Reply to this)(Thread)

kijikun, 2013-03-13 09:33 pm UTC

white_serpent, 2013-03-13 10:39 pm UTC

tez, 2013-03-14 05:30 am UTC

	caffeine_fairy 2013-03-13 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Nooooo! You can't make me choose between horsefucker and goth bartender, you just can't! My life has arrived at a strange place. (Reply to this)

	perletwo 2013-03-13 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh God, Anne Rice vs. My Ponies Hate You Now? How? How can I ever choose? sob (Reply to this)(Thread)

ekaterinv, 2013-03-13 10:15 pm UTC

	staroverthebay 2013-03-13 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Anne Rice versus the hateful ponies? FUCK that's hard. The rest were pretty easy. Bless this deathmatch thing, though, it is fun to revisit this stuff. Ten years of FW though... wow. Still getting my head around that. (Reply to this)

	nonnyeve 2013-03-14 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Dumbles and his magical gay adventures (Reply to this)

	surrexi 2013-03-14 12:12 am UTC (link)
	This is so much more fun than Fandom March Madness. I wish we could do this every year. (Reply to this)

	kumquat_of_doom 2013-03-14 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Having to vote against Anne Rice's 'interrogating the text from the wrong perspective' makes me cry black tears, but it had to be done. FOR PONY! (Reply to this)

	ladyvyola 2013-03-14 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Aw, poor Lady Syb. I was really pulling for the potato. ::uses caito icon in remembrance:: But yay tinhats! ::hates BJR so much:: (Reply to this)

	seca 2013-03-14 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Vote for the ponies or they will hate you! (Reply to this)

	puipui 2013-03-14 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Don't make me choose between Aja's Non-Flammable T-Shirt and Crystalwank! Nooooo! ;_; (Reply to this)

	thoms 2013-03-14 06:21 am UTC (link)
	C'mon PONIES!!! (Reply to this)

	gerorin 2013-03-14 09:05 am UTC (link)
	I can't not go for Creators Wank. I luurrve me some Creators Wank. So Anne Rice got my vote. And if it wasn't for Crystalwank, the non flammable LJ t-shirt wins every time. I wonder what's that Crystal chick's doing now. Maybe we should have a 'where are they now?' of the who's who of our FW Greatests. (Reply to this)(Thread)

snacky, 2013-03-14 03:21 pm UTC

gerorin, 2013-03-15 03:48 am UTC

	sullensiren 2013-03-14 10:41 am UTC (link)
	Nooooo, Anne can't win out over the hateful ponies. (Reply to this)

	notjo 2013-03-14 11:14 am UTC (link)
	People people people. Who knows what the ponies will do if we don't vote for them? (Reply to this)

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