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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, second round, part 1
Yesterday's winners: Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction, Domlijah tinhats, Snapewives on an Astral Plane, and Lexicongate. I have to say, the triumph of the Domlijah tinhats warms the cockles of my black, shriveled heart, and I was worried for them there for a while!

Okay, today's the start of the second round. The matches get tougher from here on in. Are you ready?

Poll #595
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Bartending in the dark
71 (24.1%)

His wife? A horse
223 (75.9%)

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Dumbledore is gay
179 (61.7%)

God's magical pubic hairs
111 (38.3%)

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Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective)
175 (59.5%)

My ponies hate you now.
119 (40.5%)

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Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (Aja yells "Fire!")
74 (25.3%)

Crystalwank
218 (74.7%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: As of 3/14/13, 9:25 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winners of this round.

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	hooloovoo_too 2013-03-13 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh come on, wankas! Don't let the ponies be defeated by Jesus fanfic writers! The actual Anne Rice wank wasn't nearly as much fun as the story of Second Life bunny death and pony hatred. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lottelita 2013-03-13 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Clearly we need subcategory awards. Best Performance by a Best-Selling Author Embarrassing Herself in Public? Most Likely to Get a Restraining Order in an MMO? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	miss_void 2013-03-14 12:10 am UTC (link)
	I can't ever read that wank without feeling bad for the people that were duped by the whole Kacey/bunnygirl ridiculousness. At least Anne Rice is too oblivious to realize what an ass she's made out of herself. It's win-win! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tehrin 2013-03-14 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Its hard to feel bad for someone misrepresenting themselves as a "professional." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ladyvyola 2013-03-14 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Oh, but that Amazon rant of Anne's is a perfect distillation of wank that I love and cherish as the precious gem it is. Like the mosquito caught in amber in Jurassic Park, someday it will be mined and excavated and its pure essence will be mixed with ~~frog~~ pony DNA to re-create the wanks which once ruled the earth. And then they will eat us. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2013-03-14 03:17 am UTC (link)
	"Oh yeah, 'lol, srsly'. That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladyvyola 2013-03-14 04:35 am UTC (link)
	"wANKS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mochibuni 2013-03-14 06:01 am UTC (link)
	And we've recently uncovered the extended edition of the My Ponies Hate You live journal post! It has Kacey's cousin in it! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thoms 2013-03-14 06:20 am UTC (link)
	My face just went like this O.O and it's stuck like that. Oh my god, he hasn't changed a bit. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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