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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2013-03-13 09:26:00


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Entry tags:deathmatch

Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, second round, part 1
Yesterday's winners: Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction, Domlijah tinhats, Snapewives on an Astral Plane, and Lexicongate. I have to say, the triumph of the Domlijah tinhats warms the cockles of my black, shriveled heart, and I was worried for them there for a while!

Okay, today's the start of the second round. The matches get tougher from here on in. Are you ready?

Poll #595
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

You choose:

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Bartending in the dark
71 (24.1%)

His wife? A horse
223 (75.9%)

You choose:

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Dumbledore is gay
179 (61.7%)

God's magical pubic hairs
111 (38.3%)

You choose:

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Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective)
175 (59.5%)

My ponies hate you now.
119 (40.5%)

You choose:

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Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (Aja yells "Fire!")
74 (25.3%)

Crystalwank
218 (74.7%)



Ready? VOTE.

ETA: As of 3/14/13, 9:25 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winners of this round.


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[info]ladyvyola
2013-03-14 01:54 am UTC (link)
Oh, but that Amazon rant of Anne's is a perfect distillation of wank that I love and cherish as the precious gem it is. Like the mosquito caught in amber in Jurassic Park, someday it will be mined and excavated and its pure essence will be mixed with frog pony DNA to re-create the wanks which once ruled the earth.

And then they will eat us.

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2013-03-14 03:17 am UTC (link)
"Oh yeah, 'lol, srsly'. That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming."

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[info]ladyvyola
2013-03-14 04:35 am UTC (link)
"wANKS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR"

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