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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, second round, part 1
Yesterday's winners: Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction, Domlijah tinhats, Snapewives on an Astral Plane, and Lexicongate. I have to say, the triumph of the Domlijah tinhats warms the cockles of my black, shriveled heart, and I was worried for them there for a while!

Okay, today's the start of the second round. The matches get tougher from here on in. Are you ready?

Poll #595
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Bartending in the dark
71 (24.1%)

His wife? A horse
223 (75.9%)

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Dumbledore is gay
179 (61.7%)

God's magical pubic hairs
111 (38.3%)

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Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective)
175 (59.5%)

My ponies hate you now.
119 (40.5%)

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Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (Aja yells "Fire!")
74 (25.3%)

Crystalwank
218 (74.7%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: As of 3/14/13, 9:25 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winners of this round.