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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2013-03-14 09:13:00
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Entry tags:deathmatch

Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, second round, part 2
Yesterday's winners: His wife? A horse, Dumbledore is gay, Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective), and Crystalwank. Some of those were pretty close, and the hate-filled ponies couldn't trample Anne Rice. Perhaps there is only room in this deathmatch for one equine-related wank?

Let's get to today's battles. Some tough matches here!

Poll #596
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

You choose:

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Chancery Stone
197 (68.2%)

Perhaps I have a special anus?
92 (31.8%)

You choose:

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Laptopgate
35 (11.8%)

Msscribe
262 (88.2%)

You choose:

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Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction
188 (63.5%)

Domlijah tinhats
108 (36.5%)

You choose:

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Snapewives
178 (59.7%)

Lexicongate
120 (40.3%)



Ready? VOTE.

ETA: As of 3/15/13, 9:00 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winners of this round.
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[info]dreamworld
2013-03-14 03:45 pm UTC (link)
Laptopgate vs. Msscribe? That is EVIL!

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(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2013-03-14 03:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2013-03-14 05:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]major_dallas, 2013-03-14 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2013-03-14 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]romana03, 2013-03-15 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackmamba, 2013-03-16 07:14 am UTC

[info]perletwo
2013-03-14 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Man, the last two are tough.

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[info]girl_friday
2013-03-14 04:17 pm UTC (link)
Domlijah tinhats vs. Victoria Bitter... WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE?!?!? There's so much delicious delusion and general insanity.

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[info]anatsuno
2013-03-14 04:28 pm UTC (link)
VB is honestly one of my most treasured wank, because HOLY SHIT DUDE, but I honestly cannot NOT vote for the Domlijah tinhats. I mean, it's one big protracted wank that gave way to YEARS AND YEARS OF WANKY POSTS - how can it not top VB's saga? Which also begat tons of posts over the years, I'm not denying that, but-- just-- oops, I guess I don't have an case, after all, just a gut feeling. /bias

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(no subject) - [info]msilverstar, 2013-03-14 06:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2013-03-15 09:16 am UTC

[info]spacelogic
2013-03-14 05:50 pm UTC (link)
These just keep getting harder.

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[info]duraniedrama
2013-03-14 05:52 pm UTC (link)
Tough choices all. Though when things actually make it into a courtroom (such as Lexicongate) that nudges it into extra-special territory in my book.

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(no subject) - [info]tunxeh, 2013-03-15 06:10 am UTC

[info]singe
2013-03-14 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Damn, none of my choices are going to make it.

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[info]tez
2013-03-14 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh CRAP.

Eeeeeeeeeevil. Those last two are positively vicious.

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2013-03-14 07:07 pm UTC

[info]lostsailors
2013-03-14 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe we lost ponies! These are getting so hard to choose.

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[info]tiye
2013-03-14 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Nooo, Snapewives! Stay with me! I can't bear to lose you and the hateful ponies!

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[info]sarkasm
2013-03-14 06:48 pm UTC (link)
oh noooo

Snapewives or the exhaustive legal battle handing the Lexicon's collective arse to it?

I can't choooooose.

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[info]cleolinda
2013-03-14 06:51 pm UTC (link)
guys

guys what are you doing

YOU CAN'T LET LEXICONGATE BEAT SNAPEWIVES

I am giving you my blessing to stomp the Lexicon wank

YOU CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN

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(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2013-03-14 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-14 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2013-03-14 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2013-03-14 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2013-03-14 10:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]major_dallas, 2013-03-14 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sandglass, 2013-03-14 09:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2013-03-14 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beachlass, 2013-03-14 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gerorin, 2013-03-15 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2013-03-15 05:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2013-03-15 02:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gerorin, 2013-03-15 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2013-03-15 04:22 am UTC

[info]spawn_of_kong
2013-03-14 07:06 pm UTC (link)
Wow, only the first set was difficult for me.

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[info]stardust_rain
2013-03-14 07:49 pm UTC (link)
I know Lexicongate is a classic, but sheer effort of MsScribe is just mind-blowing, which makes me vote for her.

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[info]ladyvyola
2013-03-14 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Remember, people -- every loser is a winner!

Er, every winner is a loser?

You know what I mean.

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[info]worstangel
2013-03-14 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Domlijah Tinhats can't lose! God, I need to reminisce past wanks now.

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[info]kijikun
2013-03-14 08:27 pm UTC (link)
Nooo, the ponies lost. D:

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(no subject) - [info]duraniedrama, 2013-03-15 01:47 am UTC

[info]christycorr
2013-03-14 08:27 pm UTC (link)
These are just impossible.

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[info]catslash
2013-03-14 09:02 pm UTC (link)
I'm so glad I picked this week to wander by FW and see what was up.

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[info]coffee_mug
2013-03-14 10:00 pm UTC (link)
The original tinhats ... if thanfiction hadn't continued his mysterious ways into these modern times, the tinhats would've had it.

Then again.. ack.

This choice is too difficult.

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[info]risha
2013-03-14 11:21 pm UTC (link)
Cruel. ;_;

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[info]adverb
2013-03-14 11:48 pm UTC (link)
For some reason, I was convinced that Charlotte Lennox was msscribe. Like, I actually remembered that as part of the story. It was only when I was rereading everything for voting that I realized that wasn't the case.

...it's still my personal headcanon, because that's the only thing that could make it better.

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2013-03-15 02:53 am UTC

[info]nonnyeve
2013-03-15 12:15 am UTC (link)
Gonna have to go with Lexicongate

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[info]janegraddell
2013-03-15 03:21 am UTC (link)
Urgh, choices getting harder.

On the other hand, though, this means that, from here on out, no matter which wank wins I know it's going to be a high-quality wank of wanky goodness. :)

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[info]gerorin
2013-03-15 03:43 am UTC (link)
Holy frack these are SO hard!

So I went with Chancery cause creatorwank=love (esp self pub shit).

Laptopgate v Msscribe was brutal, but Msscribe is practically a Holmes novel thanks to bad_penny, so I went with that. Even though Cassandra Clare is a right wanker.

thanfiction v Domlij tinhats eurrggh... I went with thanfiction cause tye batshit is ongoing.

Snapewives v Lexicongate, I went with Lexicongate, cause the posts ended up looking like lexicons themselves, and I learned a lot about IP law there. And it frealsies involved JKR!

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(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2013-03-15 03:57 am UTC
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