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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, second round, part 2
Yesterday's winners: His wife? A horse, Dumbledore is gay, Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective), and Crystalwank. Some of those were pretty close, and the hate-filled ponies couldn't trample Anne Rice. Perhaps there is only room in this deathmatch for one equine-related wank?

Let's get to today's battles. Some tough matches here!

Poll #596
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Chancery Stone
197 (68.2%)

Perhaps I have a special anus?
92 (31.8%)

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Laptopgate
35 (11.8%)

Msscribe
262 (88.2%)

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Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction
188 (63.5%)

Domlijah tinhats
108 (36.5%)

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Snapewives
178 (59.7%)

Lexicongate
120 (40.3%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: As of 3/15/13, 9:00 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winners of this round.

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	cleolinda 2013-03-14 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	guys guys what are you doing YOU CAN'T LET LEXICONGATE BEAT SNAPEWIVES I am giving you my blessing to stomp the Lexicon wank YOU CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spawn_of_kong 2013-03-14 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	But Cleeeeo, Lexicongate was so much more epic.[/petulant] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2013-03-14 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	How can you get more epic than shrines and vows?! (Wait, SVA might have had those too. He did want to meet JKR pretty badly...) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	paladin 2013-03-14 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	I guess it depends on whether you prefer your crazy in a grand buffet or in concentrated espresso form. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kijikun 2013-03-14 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know the shrines were pretty weak on a scale from normal to Helga's Arnold shrine. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ekaterinv 2013-03-14 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	And salami. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	major_dallas 2013-03-14 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	I HAD TO! I JUST COULDN'T VOTE AGAINST SNAPEWIVES...oh wait... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sandglass 2013-03-14 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	But Lexicongate had legal smackdowns! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spawn_of_kong 2013-03-14 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Not to mention RDR shooting themselves in the foot over and over again. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	beachlass 2013-03-14 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	I know, but JKR's Oh Snap Pie Chart! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gerorin 2013-03-15 03:52 am UTC (link)
	this was what swayed my vote (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cmdr_zoom 2013-03-15 05:25 am UTC (link)
	That was a thing of epic beauty. (91.41%!) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilisliana 2013-03-15 02:20 am UTC (link)
	You were absolutely fabulous reporter on Lexicongate, however I had to vote for Snapewives because their still wanking. Plus SVA needs no more attention, that's what he wanted. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gerorin 2013-03-15 03:54 am UTC (link)
	...the Snapewives are still wanking? O.o (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eilisliana 2013-03-15 04:22 am UTC (link)
	dedfromsnake (Reply to this)(Parent)

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