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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, quarterfinals
Yesterday's winners: Chancery Stone, Msscribe, Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction, and the Snapewives. My heart breaks at the loss of the Domlijah tinhats, but somehow, I will carry on.

Okay, it's the quarterfinals today! Which means the semis are tomorrow and the finals are Sunday, so mark your calendars!

Let's get to voting. Sorry, no ticky boxes. :D

Poll #597
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

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ETA: As of 3/16/13, 10:05 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winners of this round.

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	krazycat 2013-03-15 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	This one was tough!! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - lady_ganesh, 2013-03-16 03:40 am UTC

	metropolis22786 2013-03-15 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	That was quite possibly the hardest decision I have made all morning. (Reply to this)

	anatsuno 2013-03-15 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck, it's getting harder and harder (of course /o\) (she says, sobbing in her handkerchief at the loss of tinhats) (Reply to this)

	ladyvyola 2013-03-15 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	I think in some weird way I'm all about rewarding level of effort on a personal, individual level, with a major helping of WTF and catchphrase. In summary: His wife? A horse, Crystalwank, Msscribe, Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction (Reply to this)

	thebratqueen 2013-03-15 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like if it comes down to MsScribe vs Crystalwank there'll be a sort of rightness in the world. Granted this could be because I picture it as some sort of wankish cagematch/Pokemon battle. "MsScribe tries sockpuppet! It's super effective!" (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - iamnotyourmuse, 2013-03-15 06:13 pm UTC

	risha 2013-03-15 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Three easy ones in a row, and then *BAM!!!*, right to the heart. (Reply to this)

	tez 2013-03-15 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	The first two were easy. The last two? Brutal. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - itcamefromjapan, 2013-03-16 07:32 am UTC

(no subject) - tez, 2013-03-16 05:24 pm UTC

	spacelogic 2013-03-15 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Well, looks like Horsefucker kills Dumbledore.... (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - major_dallas, 2013-03-15 07:06 pm UTC

	varethane 2013-03-15 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Whooooooooooof. So long, Chancery Stone. (Reply to this)

	iamnotyourmuse 2013-03-15 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. Some really hard choices here. Sorry, Ann Rice. (Reply to this)

	wankaholic 2013-03-15 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Looks like DANNY didn't even stand a chance. (Reply to this)

	worstangel 2013-03-15 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. That last one was... I was sitting here agonizing over it for 5 minutes. Msscribe vs Chancery Stone, though? Peace out, Dog Cocks. (Reply to this)

	ldymusyc 2013-03-15 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Nooooooooooo, Snapewives vs thanfiction HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEE (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - quantumreality, 2013-03-15 09:00 pm UTC

(no subject) - ekaterinv, 2013-03-15 10:17 pm UTC

	dorothy1901 2013-03-15 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	The problem with voting is that all these wanks are wonderful classics that deserve to win. I think that oulangi phosfate, as the winner of the previous Deathmatch, should crown the winner. (Reply to this)

	franzen 2013-03-15 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	For anyone who's forgotten the epic wank that Andy has generated over the years, use the tag and look at the sheer number of posts over the past decade. I learned that Sean Astin was promised a virgin. You can't explain this kind of fandom implosion, at least not without copious amounts of booze. (Reply to this)

	staroverthebay 2013-03-15 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	i missed yesterday, oops. *votes today* (Reply to this)

	luthe 2013-03-15 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	I had to vote for the Snapewives because that was just damn hilarious. VB? Wanky as all fuck, but not as funny. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - duraniedrama, 2013-03-16 12:58 am UTC

(no subject) - luthe, 2013-03-16 01:42 am UTC

(no subject) - tunxeh, 2013-03-16 02:50 am UTC

	surrexi 2013-03-15 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Jeez, it's getting painful now! The first three aren't so bad, but VB versus the Snapewives? I mean, I feel like I have to vote for VB because, you know, VB. But oh, the Snapewives were so delightful. I shall miss them if/when they are defeated by the wank train that is Andy Blake. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - metal_dog5, 2013-03-16 03:06 am UTC

	stardust_rain 2013-03-15 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Noooooo, it gets harder every time. My favourite isn't going to make it. :( I had high hopes on Dumbledore. I'm predicting on Msscribe vs Crystalwank in the finals. (Reply to this)

	nonnyeve 2013-03-16 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh no dumbledore. I was hoping he'd ride his rainbow all the way to the winning slot. (Reply to this)

	singe 2013-03-16 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Crystalwank's gonna win! The others are like ants before it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - puipui, 2013-03-16 05:57 am UTC

(no subject) - singe, 2013-03-17 02:32 am UTC

	kumquat_of_doom 2013-03-16 01:34 am UTC (link)
	As unrelentlessly entertaining as thanfiction was at the time, he does tend to bring the unfunny transphobia by extension. Whereas Snapewives made my week, and continues to do so. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - tez, 2013-03-16 01:48 am UTC

(no subject) - kumquat_of_doom, 2013-03-16 01:58 am UTC

(no subject) - tez, 2013-03-16 02:10 am UTC

(no subject) - tez, 2013-03-16 02:32 am UTC

(no subject) - franzen, 2013-03-16 02:01 am UTC

(no subject) - tez, 2013-03-16 02:12 am UTC

(no subject) - luthe, 2013-03-16 02:29 am UTC

(no subject) - tez, 2013-03-16 02:30 am UTC

(no subject) - tez, 2013-03-16 02:31 am UTC

(no subject) - puipui, 2013-03-16 05:58 am UTC

(no subject) - franzen, 2013-03-16 08:21 am UTC

(no subject) - uldihaa, 2013-03-16 02:57 am UTC

	sparkysrevenge 2013-03-16 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Snapewives! Snapewives! GOOOOOOOOOOO SNAPEWIVES! (Reply to this)

	ironymaiden 2013-03-16 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Ugh, that last one was agonizing. I went with the Snapewives though, mostly because they're hilarious and VB/thanfiction/etc is ultimately just so depressing. (Reply to this)

gerorin 2013-03-16 04:19 am UTC (link)

I voted for: his wife? a horse (for sheer wtfery), Crystalwank (with tears in my eyes because wanky creators are love), MsScribe (all the way), and thanfiction (because that assholishness still needs to be spread far and wide. To think that somebody got slammed on tumblr for saying it's 'best to treat thanfiction with caution'...) When it comes to MsScribe and Crystalwank in the end, I think I just have to remind myself if a big explosion is more impressive than wildfires catching everything in its path all up in flames. (Reply to this)

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