I voted for: his wife? a horse (for sheer wtfery), Crystalwank (with tears in my eyes because wanky creators are love), MsScribe (all the way), and thanfiction (because that assholishness still needs to be spread far and wide. To think that somebody got slammed on tumblr for saying it's 'best to treat thanfiction with caution'...)

When it comes to MsScribe and Crystalwank in the end, I think I just have to remind myself if a big explosion is more impressive than wildfires catching everything in its path all up in flames.