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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, quarterfinals
Yesterday's winners: Chancery Stone, Msscribe, Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction, and the Snapewives. My heart breaks at the loss of the Domlijah tinhats, but somehow, I will carry on.

Okay, it's the quarterfinals today! Which means the semis are tomorrow and the finals are Sunday, so mark your calendars!

Let's get to voting. Sorry, no ticky boxes. :D

Poll #597
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His wife? A horse
231 (77.3%)

Dumbledore is gay
68 (22.7%)

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Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective)
96 (32.7%)

Crystalwank
198 (67.3%)

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Chancery Stone
34 (11.4%)

Msscribe
263 (88.6%)

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Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction
142 (47.7%)

Snapewives on an Astral Plane
156 (52.3%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: As of 3/16/13, 10:05 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winners of this round.

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	tez 2013-03-16 01:48 am UTC (link)
	IA. thanfiction can way too easily bring the unfunny (and Turimel) although I found a truly classic FFR thanfiction moment not that long ago. Snapewives, however, is pure distilled endless hilarity and will continue to be for all time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kumquat_of_doom 2013-03-16 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, FFR and thanfiction? Do tell! (Snapewives are TRAILING BY FOUR VOTES. FOUR. WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tez 2013-03-16 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Voila. It involves dubious intellectual property. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tez 2013-03-16 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Er. This. (Reply to this)(Parent)

franzen
2013-03-16 02:01 am UTC (link)

Share the FFR moment?

I think Turimel has calmed down. She hasn't had much to say in the recent wanks (unless I missed something) and most old links return a deleted page. I saw her comment on Kumquat's post regarding her time with Andy (and Kumquat did call Turimel out for being obsessive, among other things, and remind Turimel that they both were snowed by Andy, which ought to make them allies) and -- I can't tell if they made amends, but they do seem to be on civil speaking terms, so there's that.

I suspect Snapewives will win over AB/thanfiction because thanfiction is now remembered for the unfunny and not for claiming an undead evil twin. Plus, with LotR now calm, it's hard to remember that he once was the, uh, Cassie Clare of that fandom, except Andy, at least, writes his own fic. And is now channeling Castiel from Supernatural. So... do angels and elves get along?

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	tez 2013-03-16 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Here. I can hope she has, but the last time AB stuff really blew up she was particularly nasty so I really can't put much faith in her ability to keep her mouth shut. But god, who can forget undead evil twins? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	luthe 2013-03-16 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Your link is borked on multiple levels. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tez 2013-03-16 02:30 am UTC (link)
	It is? Well, crap. Try this? I fail at HTML. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tez 2013-03-16 02:31 am UTC (link)
	NEVER MIND TRY THIS god I suck so much at html take three (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2013-03-16 05:58 am UTC (link)
	But god, who can forget undead evil twins? Also, his son was a sparrow. GOOD TIMES. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	franzen 2013-03-16 08:21 am UTC (link)
	I'm sad he's losing. I was hoping for thanfiction vs. MsScribe in the semis. The two biggest fandoms, each one bringing their single multi-identity troll. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	uldihaa 2013-03-16 02:57 am UTC (link)
	This. Transfail follows thanfiction like a shadow and leads to way too much unfunny for me. Snapewives, on the other hand, are just absurd and crazy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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