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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2013-03-16 09:57:00
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Entry tags:deathmatch

Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, semifinals
Yesterday's winners: His wife? A horse, Crystalwank, Msscribe, and Snapewives on an Astral Plane. That last one was a real nailbiter, and I cannot believe that Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood/Andy Blake/thanfiction actually lost to the Snapewives. SHOCKING UPSET!

But here we are at the semifinals, to determine the final two contestants. Let's get right to it!

Poll #598
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

You choose:

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His wife? A horse
130 (43.2%)

Crystalwank
171 (56.8%)

You choose:

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Msscribe
220 (72.4%)

Snapewives on an Astral Plane
84 (27.6%)



Ready? VOTE.

ETA: As of 3/17/13, 9:52 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winners of this round.

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[info]snacky
2013-03-16 04:33 pm UTC (link)
GO CRYSTALWANK! I don't think I could stand it if a bestiality wank made it to the finals.

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[info]mister_terrific
2013-03-16 04:53 pm UTC (link)
I had to vote for Mrs. Horse because even though I know Crystalwank is going to win, some sign of respect and gratitude for the LOLs is required.

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(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2013-03-17 04:20 am UTC

[info]cleolinda
2013-03-16 08:38 pm UTC (link)
I mean, you gotta vote for Wankstock over the horsefucker.

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-17 03:49 am UTC

[info]kijikun
2013-03-16 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Looks like it's all going to end with Crystalwank vs Msscribe.

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(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2013-03-16 05:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2013-03-16 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dorothy1901, 2013-03-17 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]duraniedrama, 2013-03-16 06:39 pm UTC

[info]tez
2013-03-16 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Welp, so much for the horsefucker.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2013-03-16 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2013-03-16 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2013-03-16 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2013-03-16 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roachspit, 2013-03-17 12:52 am UTC

[info]sepiamagpie
2013-03-16 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Harry Potter and Lotr wanks in the end: Just as God intended.

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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2013-03-16 07:44 pm UTC

[info]myth
2013-03-16 06:40 pm UTC (link)
It's really getting difficult to vote now, I wonder how I'm going to handle the final...

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[info]major_dallas
2013-03-16 07:19 pm UTC (link)
I may not get to use this icon again for another 10 years :(

UNLESS Mrs Horse gets some more votes!

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(no subject) - [info]ladyvyola, 2013-03-17 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2013-03-17 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyvyola, 2013-03-17 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhrsoulmates, 2013-03-17 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darksumomo, 2013-03-17 05:59 am UTC

[info]msilverstar
2013-03-16 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Maybe some people just didn't realize that VB/etc is still around claiming to know about canon slash and wanting money? That's the only explanation I have.

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(no subject) - [info]duraniedrama, 2013-03-16 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2013-03-16 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2013-03-17 12:02 am UTC

[info]spawn_of_kong
2013-03-16 07:45 pm UTC (link)
No matter what it's up against, I will always vote for horsefucker -- it remains the only wank that makes me laugh so hard it hurts, every time I read it.

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[info]cleolinda
2013-03-16 08:31 pm UTC (link)
I NEVER WOULD HAVE CAMPAIGNED FOR SNAPEWIVES IF I HAD KNOWN THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

look upon ye works, O mighty, and despair

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(no subject) - [info]uldihaa, 2013-03-16 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-16 08:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyvyola, 2013-03-17 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-17 03:50 am UTC

[info]spacelogic
2013-03-16 10:35 pm UTC (link)
I protest-voted on both of these because, dammit, Snapewives are FUNNY.

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[info]puipui
2013-03-16 10:49 pm UTC (link)
This round is actually closer than I thought it would be. The finals, though, are going to be painful.

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(no subject) - [info]dorothy1901, 2013-03-17 04:19 am UTC

[info]iamnotyourmuse
2013-03-16 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Tough choices, yes, but there's no way I do NOT want to see Ms. Scribe go up against Crystalwank tomorrow.

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[info]mochibuni
2013-03-16 11:57 pm UTC (link)
My ponies hate this. :|

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[info]tehrin
2013-03-17 02:05 am UTC (link)
I am pleased the Snapewives made it so far, but no one can out match Msscribe.

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[info]hopsandbarley
2013-03-17 02:15 am UTC (link)
Welp, nice knowin' ya, Mr. Horsefucker.

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[info]luthe
2013-03-17 02:21 am UTC (link)
Once again, the Snapewives brought the funny, while MsScribe just brought the OMGWTFBBQ? so my vote goes to the Snapes on an Astral Plane.

...Crystalwank's gonna win in the end, though.

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2013-03-17 03:23 am UTC (link)
Sorry Crystalwank, but your massive girth is slightly outdone by the sheer batshit that is horse marriage.

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[info]hysteria
2013-03-17 03:46 am UTC (link)
Had to vote for Crystalwank, but His Wife? A Horse is such a wonderful catchphrase, it was a tough call!

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(no subject) - [info]varethane, 2013-03-17 05:18 am UTC

[info]surrexi
2013-03-17 05:26 am UTC (link)
Holy crap, I can't believe the Snapewives pulled through over VB! But if I couldn't vote for them over VB, I definitely can't vote for them over Msscribe.

If this doesn't come down to Msscribe versus Crystalwank then I'll be really shocked.

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[info]quantumreality
2013-03-17 06:13 am UTC (link)
*Sigh* Snapes. Why couldn't it be Snapes?

But the MsScribe wankery was a monument to amazement that I had to behold when I read the whole thing a few years ago. As wank goes, MsScribe beats out Snapewives, sadly.

I can't wait until the finals. :O

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[info]hooloovoo_too
2013-03-17 07:04 am UTC (link)
I voted for the funny wanks in this one. Because as much as I love a convoluted, mind-boggling MsScribe, I came and I stay for the funny. So wank on, horsefuckers and Snapewives. All these are worthy contestants, but I'll cast my ballot for hilarious.

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[info]eevee
2013-03-17 12:49 pm UTC (link)
His Wife? A Horse had the funniest wanka comments, hands down.

And then, MsScribe, because that shit was epic.

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[info]sullensiren
2013-03-17 01:38 pm UTC (link)
My vote will be thrown away in the wind, but I had to keep with the Snapewives, because that remains the most I've ever laughed over a wank, poor vanquished hateful ponies aside, while Msscribe was FASCINATING, but not hilarious. Rest well, Snapewives, you put up a good fight.

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