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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2013-03-17 09:40:00
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Entry tags:deathmatch

Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, FINALS
Both of yesterday's battles were closer than I had expected, in the beginning at least. But once Msscribe and Crystalwank gained momentum, there was no stopping them (which is actually kind of true for the wanks and the wankers, now that I think about it), sorry Mrs. Horse and Snapewives.

But as Sep said: "Harry Potter and Lotr wanks in the end: Just as God intended."

Now there can only be one.

Poll #599
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

You choose:

View Answers

Crystalwank
113 (33.7%)

Msscribe
222 (66.3%)



Ready? VOTE.

ETA: A THREAT!

ETA 2: As of 3/18/13, 9:38 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winner. The Deathmatch is over, folks. Go home. :D
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, FANDOM_WANK!
[info]snacky
2013-03-17 03:54 pm UTC (link)
I ... don't know how to vote. I just don't know.

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Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, FANDOM_WANK! - [info]kristenk2, 2013-03-17 06:01 pm UTC
Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, FANDOM_WANK! - [info]lady_ganesh, 2013-03-17 06:59 pm UTC
Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, FANDOM_WANK! - [info]puipui, 2013-03-17 09:36 pm UTC

[info]uldihaa
2013-03-17 03:59 pm UTC (link)
I had to go with Crystalwank. The paddle-ball-like nature* of the primary wanker is something special. Like a snowflake.


*She gets tapped away and returns. She gets slapped away and returns. Then it just becomes a thwack-and-return fest that never ends as everyone tries their hand at hitting that ball hard enough to break the rubber-band.

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2013-03-17 05:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]uldihaa, 2013-03-17 08:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]antimony, 2013-03-17 10:02 pm UTC

[info]jaseroque
2013-03-17 04:00 pm UTC (link)
I love Msscribe, but at the end of the day my heart will always belong to Crystalwank.

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[info]krazycat
2013-03-17 04:05 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe Crystalwank isn't running away with this already.

ONE WANK TO RULE THEM ALL.

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(no subject) - [info]major_dallas, 2013-03-17 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyvyola, 2013-03-18 12:01 am UTC

[info]anatsuno
2013-03-17 04:18 pm UTC (link)
JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE, WANKAS :D

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[info]risha
2013-03-17 04:36 pm UTC (link)
I have to confess, classic or not, I never found Crystalwank to be all that especially entertaining. Go Msscribe!

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[info]thoms
2013-03-17 04:45 pm UTC (link)
It was hard, so hard. But in the end, I had to go with Crystalwank.

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[info]starfish
2013-03-17 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Crystalwank was when I found out how many of my friends were reading FW.

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[info]quantumreality
2013-03-17 04:53 pm UTC (link)
I went with Msscribe because I'm more into the HP fandom. May the best wank win :)

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[info]surrexi
2013-03-17 05:04 pm UTC (link)
I had to go with Msscribe, because I just finished re-reading the whole Msscribe Story for the umpteenth time, and generally speaking I revisit Msscribe way more often than I revisit Crystalwank. Crystalwank was epic and will never be duplicated, but Msscribe literally spans years, and she's singlehandedly responsible for a significant portion of the wank that gave HP fandom the reputation it has. God help us if Msscribe's work is ever duplicated, lol.

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[info]janegraddell
2013-03-17 05:08 pm UTC (link)
I voted for Crystalwank because it was epic and historical, but I also think MsScribe deserves to win for the sheer scope of her wankery. So, yeah, like I've been saying for the last few rounds, no losers here. :)

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[info]tez
2013-03-17 05:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh god.

Crystalwank is epic and legendary. Ms. Scribe is epic and legendary.

OH GOD HOW DO YOU EVEN DEDCIDE

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2013-03-17 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-17 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2013-03-17 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pkbitchgirl, 2013-03-19 09:51 pm UTC

[info]michmatch
2013-03-17 06:56 pm UTC (link)
I had to vote for Crystalwank. That one I can reasonably explain without pie charts and computer networking classes.

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(no subject) - [info]back_in_black, 2013-03-18 02:19 pm UTC

[info]sepiamagpie
2013-03-17 06:58 pm UTC (link)
I am very wise.

Also, I voted for Msscribe, because I believe in rewarding hard work and boy, was she busy.

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2013-03-17 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]major_dallas, 2013-03-17 08:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]major_dallas, 2013-03-17 08:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2013-03-17 10:06 pm UTC

[info]luthe
2013-03-17 07:26 pm UTC (link)
Once again I had to vote for the funny over the crazy. Besides, Crystalwank gave us so many lovely catch-phrases (and armadillos).

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(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2013-03-17 08:11 pm UTC

[info]purpleink
2013-03-17 07:30 pm UTC (link)
I'll be happy if either wins, but ultimately I voted for Crystalwank for two reasons:
1. It had a catchphrase ("my hed is pastede on yay" - did I [mis]spell that right?), which, as has been seen in the polls, so many of the best wanks both have and are often remembered by.
2. It made me laugh at some points, while Msscribe mostly just made me want to headdesk a lot.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2013-03-17 08:10 pm UTC (link)
I HAD TO FLIP A COIN IN THE END. They were both so fantastic.

Lord, re-reading them both occupied most of last night (and in the case of Crystalwank included a lot of "Hi, 23-year-old me! ...Shush, me. You are obviously way too caffeinated since you didn't have your goddamn Adderall yet and coffee was the only solution lol.") I'd forgotten how much that one just exploded.

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(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2013-03-17 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamworld, 2013-03-17 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2013-03-17 09:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]janegraddell, 2013-03-17 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2013-03-18 08:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2013-03-18 01:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2013-03-18 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2013-03-19 07:25 pm UTC

[info]msilverstar
2013-03-17 08:16 pm UTC (link)
I have a "My Hed Iz Pastede On Yay" T-shirt!

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(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2013-03-17 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2013-03-17 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frenzy, 2013-03-17 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2013-03-17 10:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2013-03-18 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2013-03-18 01:43 pm UTC

[info]puipui
2013-03-17 09:42 pm UTC (link)
I really didn't expect MsScribe's supernanny to be so handily beating Crystalwank's supernanny at this point in the voting. I DON'T KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR. ;_;

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(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2013-03-17 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2013-03-17 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2013-03-18 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2013-03-18 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2013-03-18 12:14 am UTC

[info]puipui
2013-03-17 10:09 pm UTC (link)
By the way, if any of you are regretting your decision, you can click here to change your vote.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, EVERYONE! <3

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(no subject) - [info]uldihaa, 2013-03-18 12:03 am UTC

[info]kumquat_of_doom
2013-03-17 10:11 pm UTC (link)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANKAS.

I didn't know who to choose, but in the end I had to go for the one I was actually around (albeit lurking, being, er... slightly underage?) for.

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[info]anarchicq
2013-03-17 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Am I the only one who's just like "...meh" when it comes to MsScribe?

Then again, Crystalwank was what brought me to FW in the first place. Months after the fact, but still.

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(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2013-03-18 02:09 am UTC

[info]ekaterinv
2013-03-17 10:33 pm UTC (link)
I am here because of MsScribe, in a roundabout way. She was famous all over the internets, and continued to be so years after everything went down. Just what she wanted!

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[info]rhiannonmr
2013-03-17 10:47 pm UTC (link)
Had to vote for Ms Scribe. I wasn't lurking FW when Crystalwank happened. And Scribe? Sheesh, like someone said earlier here, she had a hand in a good percentage of the early HP wank.

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[info]ruaki
2013-03-17 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Re-read Msscribe and that wank is just... even though I knew the story, read it before, it still blows my mind again and again. So this was a no-brainer. ♥

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